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Well maybe they dont want to help tghe general population with this. Maybe yet another thread will help,
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How do you like your nipples to be played with?
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Do Ginges Taste Diffferent?

What are Ginges?

RF

Those rare genetically mutated members of the species who have red hair pale freckly arms and oddly according to recent studies are better at handling pain. (guess it helps with the bullying)

You meant "gingers" then?

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RF, I have one thing to say:

Why would they taste different, though? Hair colour doesn't correlate to taste in my experience. Other lifestyle factors do.

RF

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One lover used to tweak my nipples like he was tightening nuts on screws.



Treat the nipples like the clit, softly does it! Plenty of licking and sucking.

Yes. That goes for you girls too!

RF

You're teaching an old girl nothing new...

..so why do women want to bite my nipples? it's not erotic...it just plain *hurts*

RF

If you're into dwarves it may be that they consider biting your nipples and hanging on a polite alternative to putting a bucket over your head and swinging on the handle.

Back on topic...

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Lonely epileptics. Always go to halloween parties dressed as a washing machine. It's amazing the birds you'll pull when you go into 'Full spin'

'is naturally red-haired ,pale and freckly'



Nipples are another thing that comes down to personal preferance..I can get bored with gentle very quickly

I'm with Serephina. No gentle for me either please - I had my nipples pierced so I'd be guarenteed something more than gentle. It's definitely something that needs to be learnt anew with every new partner.

It also helps to have someone willing to try everything..you might even find hotspots you didn't know you had/liked !

Diff'rent strokes for diff'rent folks!

I can't imagine why women want to bite your nipples RF. Are they s?

I don't bite anybody - unless I'm asked. I don't like to be bitten so I never ask. Andrew's Dad - he liked it rough, and the more it hurt the better. I used to cringe. Trouble was, he'd be rough in return, which I hated, and the more I protested, the more he did it. When I tried to discuss it he said "I don't do gentle".

People should consider other people's feelings, first and foremost, beyond their own sexual gratification.

I can’t believe the potty mouths you Brits have.

Answer: Tongue

IIII’m an American band. British too. Danish, Norwegian and Scottish and Irish and…. Iowan.
CHEERS!!

for GB ..theres a lot to be said for compatibility..or at least consideration..

OH! F**K IT!

If you want the item in question to be in a permanent state of arousal, then give the lady concerned a Credit Card on your account. Works every time!