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What is the nest way to stimulate the clitoris?
ismurderbad Started conversation Aug 14, 2005
Yes that female masturbation posting got me thinking all about nature's rubiks cube. Tips, observations and no-nos please. hopefully at least one young girl will be spared a bruised button as a result.
What is the best way to stimulate the clitoris?
A Super Furry Animal Posted Aug 14, 2005
Well, you should stop building nests on it, to begin with 
My advice? Be gentle!
RF
What is the best way to stimulate the clitoris?
Serephina Posted Aug 14, 2005
There is no 'best way' unfortunately..personal preferances vary greatly on that one. The best way tofind out what someone likes and doesnt to ask! ..if you cant ask,or they cant tell you you shouldnt be having sex with them in the first place
What is the best way to stimulate the clitoris?
Wumbeevil Posted Aug 14, 2005
Love eggs and your pecker
What is the best way to stimulate the clitoris?
ismurderbad Posted Aug 14, 2005
Dammit just realised how much this looks like i'm in need of advice here. Agree with all thats said so far and would have to say that its best to have a gentle play in the neighbourhood 1st. Not that any of our daisy-chaining youngsters will be reading this. How sad to end up with an STD and a baby before you've been made - correction - helped to come so hard you cant stand straight.
What is the best way to stimulate the clitoris?
Wumbeevil Posted Aug 14, 2005
Err what age were these people you helped come so hard they couldn't stand straight?
Hey, I'm just askin'
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Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Aug 14, 2005
Exactly the right smiley there, pedro7.
What is the best way to stimulate the clitoris?
lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Aug 14, 2005
What is the best way to stimulate the clitoris?
pedro Posted Aug 14, 2005
Brevity being the soul of wit and all that...
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Wumbeevil Posted Aug 14, 2005
Is it just me or does "daisy-chaining" evoke images of cow bondage in anyone else's mind?
http://www.withawand.com/healing_cow.jpeg
What is the best way to stimulate the clitoris?
A Super Furry Animal Posted Aug 14, 2005
No, it has entirely different connotations for me.
RF
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Wumbeevil Posted Aug 14, 2005
Depends on your mooed I suppose
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pedro Posted Aug 14, 2005
Don't have any beef with that...
...udder than topic drift
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Wumbeevil Posted Aug 14, 2005
Cows have clits too
err Mr Rusty told me
What is the best way to stimulate the clitoris?
ismurderbad Posted Aug 14, 2005
Topics are better than drifters 
Very happy with all the smut, innuendo and low-grade punning here.
Just been looking at lovehoney and seems that soft jelly spikes on a vibrating magnetic cock ring are just the thing. Cock not supplied.
What is the best way to stimulate the clitoris?
Wumbeevil Posted Aug 14, 2005
I suspect that is why they evolved such big powerful tongues, from centuries of being herded into female-only fields and forced to wear dungarees
What is the best way to stimulate the clitoris?
Wumbeevil Posted Aug 14, 2005
Marvin says he's had several painful accidents due to people wearing magnetic cock rings
What is the best way to stimulate the clitoris?
Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Aug 14, 2005
I bet this thread disappears in a 
of blue smoke in the am when the 
s turn up to w*rk...
...after they've read it and had a little titter, of course. Sure to 
someone's fancy...
What is the best way to stimulate the clitoris?
A Super Furry Animal Posted Aug 14, 2005
I'm sure that, as a serious subject, there's no reason why the thread should be ed, any more that the penis thread is.
So far, there hasn't been (bean?) an awful lot of feedback from the laydeez...
RF
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