A Conversation for Ask h2g2

God

Post 1

JK the unwise

God is dead.

Jk


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Post 2

Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic.

Nietzsche?


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Post 3

JK the unwise

Yep

Jk


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Post 4

queeglesproggit

God isn't dead. He's alive and well and working on a much less ambitious project. smiley - winkeye


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Post 5

JK the unwise

What project would
that be?
The Millenium dome
prehaps.

JK


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Post 6

freakoid martian

I met God yesterday ... he's not too bad, but his sense of humour's a bit off.


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Post 7

JK the unwise

Did u ask him
about that
creating a
rock so hevey
he cant move
it thing and
weather he can do it or not?

Jk


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Post 8

Mankoid's Flipper

This is blasphmy - smiley - tongueout
What about the parable about the smiley - fish and a thousand loaves?
That was a miracle if ever I saw one. smiley - winkeye
smiley - fish
smiley - fish


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Post 9

Ashley

If you believe Benjamin Creme, he's alive and well and living in Brick Lane, London...


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Post 10

Vakuum

- I talk to God, but the sky is empty, -

I don't really care where he lives. He's not doing a very impressive job here, though...


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Post 11

Zak T Duck

Funny, I thought God lived at http://www.h2g2.com/U112388


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Post 12

Vakuum

Hm..
Maybe it's a fake.. ?


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Post 13

Xanatic(phenomena phreak)

Wheh mankoid, you must sure be old if you saw the miracle with the fish and the leaves smiley - smiley Actually, if it happened it would be a miracle, but firstly how about finding any evidence to show it ever happened?

We solved the thing about the heavy rock in philosophy class. We simply came to the conclusion that he could crush it into smaller pieces and lift those instead smiley - smiley And the reason why we haven´t really seen God much around is because he´s busy trying to crush the stone.

Nietsche is dead
- God


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Post 14

Huw B

God spelt backwards is Dog.

But God spelt sideways is Gdo.


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Post 15

Zak T Duck

So are you saying that god is man's best friend then?


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Post 16

ssRat

Yes, as long as he doesn't chew on my slippers.


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Post 17

Biggy P (the artist phormerly known as phord)

Can we elect a new god?

ICQ me on #91720885


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Post 18

Zak T Duck

I know that I wouldn't make a very good god. Very early on as a resarcher I spent a brief period as a harbinger of death, namely one of the Four Cyclists of the Apocalypse (in fact, number 4). It was just a phase I was going through.


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Post 19

Mankoid's Flipper

Yeah I was there at the time...I'm ancient...
# Why do so many people believe in God?
Is there something I'm missing here
smiley - fish


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Post 20

Niz (soon to be gone)

People believe in God for many reasons:

1) They are easily lead
2) They are in a deluded state of mind
3) Many were taught the doctrines of a religion from an early age and were never informed that it is just a belief and not truth (some would call that brainwashing)
4) They fear their own mortality therefore grasp onto the notion of a mystical force that will insure their immortality.


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