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queeglesproggit Posted Sep 19, 2000
God isn't dead. He's alive and well and working on a much less ambitious project. 
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freakoid martian Posted Sep 19, 2000
I met God yesterday ... he's not too bad, but his sense of humour's a bit off.
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JK the unwise Posted Sep 19, 2000
Did u ask him
about that
creating a
rock so hevey
he cant move
it thing and
weather he can do it or not?
Jk
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Mankoid's Flipper Posted Sep 19, 2000
This is blasphmy - 
What about the parable about the 
and a thousand loaves?
That was a miracle if ever I saw one.
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Ashley Posted Sep 19, 2000
If you believe Benjamin Creme, he's alive and well and living in Brick Lane, London...
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Vakuum Posted Sep 19, 2000
- I talk to God, but the sky is empty, -
I don't really care where he lives. He's not doing a very impressive job here, though...
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Xanatic(phenomena phreak) Posted Sep 19, 2000
Wheh mankoid, you must sure be old if you saw the miracle with the fish and the leaves 
Actually, if it happened it would be a miracle, but firstly how about finding any evidence to show it ever happened?
We solved the thing about the heavy rock in philosophy class. We simply came to the conclusion that he could crush it into smaller pieces and lift those instead And the reason why we haven´t really seen God much around is because he´s busy trying to crush the stone.
Nietsche is dead
- God
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Biggy P (the artist phormerly known as phord) Posted Sep 19, 2000
Can we elect a new god?
ICQ me on #91720885
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Zak T Duck Posted Sep 20, 2000
I know that I wouldn't make a very good god. Very early on as a resarcher I spent a brief period as a harbinger of death, namely one of the Four Cyclists of the Apocalypse (in fact, number 4). It was just a phase I was going through.
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Mankoid's Flipper Posted Sep 20, 2000
Yeah I was there at the time...I'm ancient...
# Why do so many people believe in God?
Is there something I'm missing here
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Niz (soon to be gone) Posted Sep 20, 2000
People believe in God for many reasons:
1) They are easily lead
2) They are in a deluded state of mind
3) Many were taught the doctrines of a religion from an early age and were never informed that it is just a belief and not truth (some would call that brainwashing)
4) They fear their own mortality therefore grasp onto the notion of a mystical force that will insure their immortality.
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- 20: Niz (soon to be gone) (Sep 20, 2000)
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