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it was being cleaned... was it in pieces?

that would explain why noone thought it was a really dangerous weapon...?

you did not say that ?

"how dence are you? Children in american have hen shot by mistake for brandising water pistols."

In that case, how dense are the Americans?

Ach! Dat be regustipating!

I have no idea where I live.
My house follows me.

I am the true #16!

I'm a number not a name! I seem to recall the gun was at the time, pretty much back together.... it had been in bits, and I was in process of putting back together at the time when the knock at the door interupted me

As an owner of several real firearms, I wonder about the density of grown personnel playing with decommissioned ones...
to the point of field-stripping and oiling them.
I put as little lubricant as I possibly can on my real ones.

Lets not get rasist about Americans thank you. Dr E

Well let's not start calling each other dense then.

Well I ask you it seems a bit silly brandishing a gun in my humble opinion if you are cleaning it or not.

It wasn't being 'brandished', I just happened to be holding it at the point when they decided to knock on the door and bother me with their religious beliefs

Okay 2legs that was your choice not one of your better one but I guess you had to be there.

Its not like it was a 'choice' as such, I just answered the door, and happened to be holding it as I'd just been cleaning it and put it back togehter.... Wasnt' a bad choice or a good one, nothing either way came of it.... I hate Sundays .... I've totally run out of stuff to do and the pubs will be closing early Though at least the pubs closing early on Sunday does mean there tends to be less people out Quiet on here today as well maybe I should go read a book

Well subject closed but what did you think of Billy Connallys way of scaring of JWs?

What is your approach it Jehovah Witnesses?

I like Billy Connallys approach he says.......

'Stand behind the door, and say 'I am naked and have a huge erection and will open the door at the count of 5, 1, 2, 3 ,4...........' before you get to 5 see them run................'

knowing my luck I'd get that one that was tying priests.

It'd work I recon I typically just say I'm not interested, and add a 'Goodbye' after saying such, so they are clear there is no debate on the matter

A recording of a big dog barking might work

Or just a big dog.... or attack badger.... Or giant Churchill dog Hoh yus!

Telling Jehovah's Witnesses you're Catholic seems to work. Apparently they hate them. I tried it and they disappeared sharpish.