h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me your badgers.

"His life was gentle; and the elements
So mixed in him, that Nature might stand up,
And say to all the world, THIS WAS A BADGER!"
Badger Shakespeare

"As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to badgers."
Badger Einstein

'I have in my hand a piece of badger.'

"Reality is merely a badger, albeit a very persistent one." Einstein

"I have a badger"

"Houston, we have a badger."

"Nobody puts Baby in a badger."

"By Grabthar's hammer, by the sons of Morvan, you shall be badgered"

"You see, George, you really have had a wonderful badger."

"Yippee-ki-yay, badgerf**ker!"

'The differnece between man and monkey is badger regulation' The history of every hitherto society is the history of badger'
'i want 2 badger this account, what 2 do?'
'I have nothing to offer except my badgers'

'Tally ho, pip pip and bobs your badger'
'Badger!'
'We stand here on the verge of badger'
'a horse a horse my badger for a horse'
'We three shall badger again'
'I am badger!'
'Play it badger sam'
If I had a badger for evertime someone said that'
'Let there be badger'

'The problems of three people don't amount to a hill of badgers in this crazy world'

'I love the smell of badgers in the morning'

'I've never had badgers before breakfast before. With breakfast plenty of times, but never before before'

"We shall go on to the end, we shall badger in France, we shall badger on the seas and oceans, we shall badger with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our Island, whatever the cost may be, we shall badger on the beaches, we shall badger on the landing grounds, we shall badger in the fields and in the streets, we shall badger in the hills; we shall never surrender,"

Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more;
Or close the wall up with our English dead!
In peace there's nothing so becomes a man
As modest stilness and humility:
But when the blast of war blows in our ears,
Then imitate the action of the badger;
Stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood,
Disguise fair nature with hard-favour'd rage;
Then lend the eye a terrible aspect:
Let it pry through the portage of the head
Like the brass cannon; let the brow o'erwhelm
As fearfully doth a galled rock
O'erhang and jutty his confounded base,
Swill'd with the wild and wasteful ocean.
Now set the teeth and stretch the nostril wide;
Hold hard the breath, and bend up every spirit
To his full height ! - On, on, you noble English,
Whose blood is fet from fathers of war-proof ! -
Fathers that, like so many Alexanders,
Have in these parts from morn till even fought,
And sheath'd their swords for lack of argument :-
Dishour not your mothers; now attest
That those whom you call'd fathers did beget you !
Be copy now to men of grosser blood,
And teach them how to war! -
And you, good yeoman
Whose limbs were made in England, show us here
The mettle of your pasture; let us swear
That you are worth your breeding: which I doubt not;
For there is none of you so mean and base,
That hath not noble lustre in your eyes.
I see you stand like greyhounds in the slips,
Straining upon the start.
The game's afoot:
Follow your spirit ; and upon this charge
Cry - God for Harry! England! and SAINT BADGER!!!!!!!

"How about that for a slice of fried Badger?"

"That's no badger, thats a space station."

[arms wide open, face into the wind]: "I am the badger of the WOOOORLD"

Before you die, you will see the badger.

It's a kind of badger. (and from the same movie) There can be only one...badger.

Y.

'The followeing badger had occured; unknown badger' well, its a kind o fquote 'now restart your badger'

'Your badger will have to restart in order for teh changes to take effect'

there was a pale rider apon a pale horse the horses name was death the riders name was pestulance and all badger followed after

Bad-gers, bad-gers, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

"You know how to badger don't you? You just put your badgers together and blow"

"I'm Badger" " No, I'm Badger"

'He ain't heavy, he's my badger.'

'In the beginning, was the Badger.'

'If I see farther than other men, it is because I stand on the shoulderss of badgers.'

'and his badger cried out from the ground'

That's one small step for man; one giant leap for badgers.

I was working on the proof of one of my poems all the morning, and took out a badger. In the afternoon I put it back again.
- Oscar Wilde

All great truths begin as badgers