h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Saw the replace a word with thread and had to show you this one .......

Replace a noun in a film title with the word badger.

Seven brides for seven badgers.
Robin Hood, prince of badgers.
Badger of the rings.

Goodbadgers
Badgerclypse Now
Hitchhikers Guide to the Badger
A Badger too Far
The Sound of Badgers
Badger Wars
The Madness of King Badger

The badger.
Badger flew over the cucos nest.
One flew over the badgers nest.
A fist full of badgers.
The good the bad and the badger.
Badger.
Badger II.
Badger III.
The badger horror
Badger chicks in Zombie town.
Young badger.
Badger badger badger.
Die hard with badger II.

Get Badger (carter)
Get Badger (shorty)
Badger at tiffanys
the great badger
badger on the river Kwai

the cook, the thief, his wife and her Badger (smirks)

Spiderbadger
Sleepless in Badger
Judge Badger

Star Badgers
The Badger Strikes Back
Return of the Badger.

The Phantom Badger.
Attack of the Badgers
Revenge of the Badger.

Star Trek: The Badger Picture.
Star Trek II: The Badger of Khan.
Star Trek III: The Badger for Spock
Star Trek IV: The Badger Home.
Star Trek V: The Badger Frontier
Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Badger
Star Trek: Badgers
Star Trek: First Badger
Star Trek: Badger
Star Trek: Badger

Dr. Badger
Thunderbadger
Goldbadger
The Man with the Golden Badger
Badgers are Forever
On Her Majesty's Secret Badger
Badgers Only Live Twice
From Russia With Badgers
Live and Let Badger
Octobadger
Moonbadger
The Spy Who Loved Badgers
Licence to Badger
Golden Badger
The Badger Is Not Enough

And finally, it may be unofficial, but I think we can all echo the sentiment...

Never Say Badger Again.

H.

Badgering Miss Daisie

Night of the Living Badgers

I, Badger

The Sixth Badger

Mr Holland's Badger

Y.

"Badgering Miss Daisie"
Actually, I think I may have seen that one...

Easy Badger

Oh how I got castigated for starting this on BBC Get Writing.

"It's frivolous," they said, "it has no place on a serious writing site," but they all joined in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gets ya don't it, once you start they just keep on popping in to your head.

It all began one night in my local where us am dram luvvies go after rehearsals.

At the time we were doing Monty P's Life of Brian. One of our number had a curious obsession with badgers so inevitably someone came up with Monty Python's Life of Badger and Monty Badger's Life of Brian.

It spiralled out of control, fuelled by Masterbrew and red wine.

A bunch of actors in a pub, all striving to outdo each other in idiocy. We fair near got slung out en masse that night I can tell ya.


So I took it to the small screen and fellow GW members adopted it as their own. Now, transported to the halls of H2G2, it lives again.

I, Badger.
Mary Badger
Journey to The Centre Of The Badger
Lock , Stock And Two Smoking Badgers.


I thank you, hootooers for giving me hope when I though all was lost.

spidey

Badger to Victory

The Magnificent Badger

Badger and I ;
Set in the crumbling dirty underbelly of London at the tail end of the sixties, starring Paul McGann and a Badger, this film tells the story of two unemployed actors struggle for success and against the badgers tragic homosexual Uncle.

Bill and Badgers Excellent Adventure ;
Starring Alex Winter and a Badger, this film chats the wacky adventres of college mates William S Preston and Badger as they travel through time to get their homework assignment done.

Star Wars V - The Badger Strikes Back ;
Having tracked down the rebel forces to an outlying isolated ice planet. The badger and his evil forces move in to wipe them out in one foul swoop, in particular the young upstart amoungst their number that Badger has hinted at possiblmaybeperhaps being his offspring.

Being Badger ;
Starring Jon Cusack and a Badger. Office clerk and failing Pupeteer Cusack, finds a small door behind some filing cabinets that for some strange reason allows him to enter the mind of a badger. For a few minutes, before being rudely expelled, he IS badger.

Lock Stock and Two Smoking Badgers ;
Starring a bunch of cockney blokes, a northern fellah with a bubble hair perm, a gang of badgers and Vinnie Jones. There's a bit of blather, a bit of bother, some sortin aht, some easy come, easy go, and then we all live appy ever after innit.

ahhhh then theres

QuadroBadgerena, Indiana Jones and the Badger if Doom, Badger (The Extra Terrestial), Badgers Take Manhattan, Badgers World (its party time, excellent!)

*has to stop*

Good Badger Hunting
Gone in Sixty Badgers
E.B. the extra badger
My Best Friend's Badger... (My Badger Friend's Wedding...)
The Life and Badger of Peter Sellers
21 Badgers
I Badgers
Enduring Badgers
Badger Cake

A Funny thing Happened on the way to the Badger

Badger Boys

The Badger of Frankenstein

Badgerspotting (not a film my hobby)

Naked Badger

24 Badgers

Another 24 Badgers

Mr Hulots Badger

The Good, the Badger and the erm Badger

The Passion Of The Badger

Badger Begins
Charlie and the Chocolate Badger...(Charlie and the Badger Factory?!!)
Fear and Badgers in Las Vegas
Sky Captain and the World of Badgers
Badger Night Fever
Finding Badgerland
Eternal Sunshine of the Badgerless Mind
Million Dollar Badger

this is becoming addictive

Chitty Chitty Badger
"ooh aah chitty chitty badger"

Saturday Night Badger
"well you can tell by the way he use his walk, he's a ladies badger, no time to talk"

Badgerticus
I can just see that classic end scene "I'm badger!", "No, I'm badger!", "No, I'm badger!"

and that under the counter classic

Debbie does Badger

The Man who would be Badger or
The Badger who would be King
Zadger
The Badger Job
Reach for the Badgers
The Cruel Badger
Gone with the Badger

Badgerella
There's a Badger in my Soup
It's a Wonderful Badger
The Rocky Horror Badger Show
Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Badgers, But Were Afraid to Ask

28 Badgers Later
A Badger to Remember
Badger Beauty
Edward Badgerhands
Dangerous Badgers...(Badger Liasons?...)
Maria, Full of Badgers