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What should be the New Pope's name?
Yelbakk Started conversation Apr 16, 2005
I just read that after John Paul, the next pope should be called George Ringo, and that idea cracked me up...
So, what do you reckon should be the new pope's new name?
Y.
What should be the New Pope's name?
airscotia-back by popular demand Posted Apr 16, 2005
Top of the popes II perhaps? This would involve the new pope harking back to old 'Bulls', and forgetting all the ones that didn't get REALLY popular.
Pope sox? This would be a pope who only came up to your knee.
Pope Mohammed Yitshak Paul the 1st? I'm sure that would mean that most of us should still be alive in 20 years time instead of killing each other.
Pope Britany Justin Ford-Escort? The first pope from Essex.
Or (and this may be a little contriversial) Pope 'I'm sorry that my religion collaberated with the the Nazis in WWII and is the major cause of the AIDS epidemic in Africa' Ist
What should be the New Pope's name?
IctoanAWEWawi Posted Apr 16, 2005
dunno, but I hope they do merchandise to include bathroom essentials.
I'd buy a Popa on a Rope Soap 
What should be the New Pope's name?
WanderingAlbatross - Wing-tipping down the rollers of life's ocean. Posted Apr 17, 2005
Pope Tony 3rd
What should be the New Pope's name?
Yelbakk Posted Apr 17, 2005
And for the music-minded ones out there, it could be John Paul the major third (for happy tunes), or the minor third (for sad tunes).
Y.
What should be the New Pope's name?
WanderingAlbatross - Wing-tipping down the rollers of life's ocean. Posted Apr 17, 2005
Pope Bob 1st
What should be the New Pope's name?
aka Bel - A87832164 Posted Apr 17, 2005
>>Pope Cerebus<< - are you sure you didn't mistype it and meant Cerberus ? 
What should be the New Pope's name?
Baconlefeets Posted Apr 17, 2005
Pope Nighthoover the First
Surely that'll drag him/her back into the public. Who's going to refuse being Pope?
What should be the New Pope's name?
Tallulah B Posted Apr 17, 2005
Well I'm hoping it'll be Pope Dougal (Maguire)
What should be the New Pope's name?
GreyDesk Posted Apr 17, 2005
Though in all seriousness, you can if you want take a punt on the name of the next pope - http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/4437469.stm
What should be the New Pope's name?
Tallulah B Posted Apr 17, 2005
...if you google 'pope' 'soap' and 'rope', you CAN buy one!
T xx
What should be the New Pope's name?
Mr. Dreadful - But really I'm not actually your friend, but I am... Posted Apr 18, 2005
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Pronounced Pope Throat-Wobbler Mangrove I assume?
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What should be the New Pope's name?
- 1: Yelbakk (Apr 16, 2005)
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- 5: WanderingAlbatross - Wing-tipping down the rollers of life's ocean. (Apr 17, 2005)
- 6: Baconlefeets (Apr 17, 2005)
- 7: Yelbakk (Apr 17, 2005)
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