h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for boring airport.

I blame 2legs for making dragonqueen use an airport when by all rights she should just take wing.

I blame 2legs for the difficulty and downright objectional paper-work involved in obtaining air permits for s these day... its burocracy gone mad..
I also blame 2legs for my nearly being out of bread, and for the tastyness of toasted onion and poppy seed bread, with lashings of butter

I blame 2legs for another boring airport.

I'm on My way back home after à very productive day down the South. Due to somewhat early flight this morning I managed to do à Quick visit to one of My favourite clothes stores.

I blame 2legs for that. I left 25 min later with à bag full of clothes and à big hole in My credit card. 2legs should have delayed My flight in stead....

I also blame 2legs for automated Capital letters....

I blame 2legs for the £2K plus just spent in a plumbing store which I didn't pay for and for Stilton stout.... which did actually just* taste like Stilton Cheese in the aftertaste, and very slightly also 'on the nose' I also blame 2legs for my necessity to have a nap now, due to cold, money spent but not spent, and beer drunk

I can't blame 2legs for napping.
Sleep is the best cure for everything.

I have long 12 hour days. I get up at noon
and pass out around midnight.


~jwf~

I blame 2legs for the donkey that tried to bite my finger off today.

How close did it come to succeeding?

Well, it drew blood. Not much, though. But I have a donkey-tooth-shaped dent in my finger and a rather bruised knuckle. I think it thought I was a carrot. Luckily, it let go when I yelped.

At least Mala isn't blaming 2legs for her brand-new baby nephew...

I blame 2legs that I needed to find something on the tinterwebs and found this:

http://uncrate.com/p/2011/02/bacon-chocolate-peanut-brittle.jpg

I blame 2legs for the delicious salad my flatmate's girlfriend brought from work. It is rather spicy, and involves lentils, walnuts, and dried tomatoes.

I blame 2legs for blurry vision

I started the day at the ophtalmologist's and the eye drops never seem to stop working. It gives me too due to the extra amount of everything that goes in through my very dilated pupillae.

I blame 2legs for the autolysing dough in the bowl in the utility room... and for it being so cold today, I had to put boiling water into the large mixing bowl, to warm it up before I mixed the ingredients ... I also blame 2legs for an unexpected need to go out to a coffee shop now, and the consequent extra-long autolyse the dough will probably get

I blame 2legs for the lack of smiley.

I blame 2legs for my not being able to find the new Gok Wan collection online.
#firstworldproblems

I blame 2legs for late night hunger and for the fact that princess raided my fridge earlier this evening after her gym class, thus leaving behind a rather empty space...

Not much nibbles left

Similar situation here on account of a houseguest that just hoovers up any food he sees sitting around...

I also blame 2legs for the fact that at the riding lesson earlier, a 13-year-old fell off a horse and broke her collarbone. I also blame him for the fact that I feel guilty about it, because that's the horse I usually ride, but I was on a different one today...