h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

>>>The drink is ready when the liquid becomes filmy and opaque<<<

I blame 2legs cos I read the link....

I blame 2legs for the current invasion of the Lair.

I blame 2legs for un-co-operative sellotape. I may need a glass of champagne to recover from the traumatic experience.

I blame 2legs for teh sheer quantity of alchol which has been consummed in this house so far today, and its only just coming up to 5 PM, and we've already polished off a bottle ov vodka, several cans and bottles of beer, and I think either four or perhaps more, bottles of rioja and some kind of white wine too I think
I also blame 2legs for any day which starts with vodka for breckfast.

Oh, and mostly I blame 2legs fro the apauling Television today

I blame 2legs for the string breaking off the chocolate so that someone *had to* eat him before hanging on the tree.

Slight aside, but following Legsy's comment, this was a conversation today in our house:

Dai: I'm watching the colour of my pee.
Me: Why, is there nothing on telly?

Vitamin supplements?

I wouldn't ask, but they do some very psychedelic things to the colour of widdle.

More to do with feeling ill after returning from Africa, and recognising that the water intake had reduced severely....

I was on the right lines, then - the salt:water ratio getting higher.

Which is why I'm not sure the vit sups do any good, cuz they go straight through. But that's another story. And it is 2legs fault of course.

I've been drafted into the church choir to sing a piece I've never really practiced this afternoon , for which I blame 2legs.

Also for the fact that we have to come in all black, so I was looking for my black velvet tunic with bead trim - been trying to find it for days, driving everyone else in the house mad in the process, and it wasn't to be found.

I thought I finally had it when I saw something black and velvety on the floor of my wardrobe - and it turned out to just be my riding helmet, for which I blame 2legs

Also for the fact that when I turned it around to put it away properly, the black tunic fell out of it. How did it get there?

So you *did* finally have it when you saw something black and velvety in your closet

Interesting combo - velvet tunic and riding hat

In the absence of leggsy

http://anasomnia.com/

I still hold him blameworthy for insomnia

I blame 2legs for my being sick with one cold after another since before Thanksgiving.

2legs is therefore responsible for a great deal of leftovers, mainly everything I would have eaten over the last several days, being in the freezer.

Also 2legs, my ribs ache from coughing so much.

The only bright side to this is that I've been unable to do much except write for the the last several days, so I've got a couple things in PR.

OK, enough of this whining. Off to find aspirin and .

2legs, I'm still sick and tired of being sick and tired. The only improvement is that the doctor sent me home with a course of antibiotics and codeine cough syrup. And a third bottle of Rx. Oh, it's less cough medicine for the day, so I can still drive. I hold you personally responsible for all of this, plus the portion of this that my insurance won't cover, plus the cost of medical insurance, and the out-of-pocket for the medicines.

I also am going to have to preemptively blame you in case I fall asleep before it's time for me to take the medicine; I'm really tired.

Nerd, be happy if your pills are of the softer kind. My teeth are like stars, they come out at night. Bleugh.

I blame 2legs that I can't send Happy Nerd some of my untiredness, as I am still awake here. I would love to be able to sleep

I'm just reading some of the letters to Santa that were posted here last month - we want to scan some of the better ones to put up on the website.

Not sure I dare pick "Dear Santa, I love it when you come what is your favourite?" I blame 2legs for my dirty mind!

(Come was spelled with a u and without the e, too, but the filther wouldn't allow it!)