h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You don´t pity the starving mice in queen´s refrigerator?
I blame 2legs for your being cruel.

I blame 2legs for my lodger not doing is washing up until three hours after he said. my consequently starting making bread five hours later than otherwise I would, and it now being too late to be bothered to either shower or cook any dinner tonight, yet again.

I blame two legs for a snowy sunday morfningh.

No snow here, but the gritters came anyway. Blame 2legs for someone in some office being criminally stupid.

I blame 2legs for Fallty VAIOs........................


!!AGAIN!!!


GT

I blame 2legs for mandatory morning meetings on my day off

I blame 2legs for my BF thinking it's not late to call people at 11pm when they're working on the next day.
Couldn't you make me fall in love with someone a little more sensible?

I blame 2legs for people who say they've done the paperwork when actually they haven't.

I blame 2legs for rather too much unpasteurised cheese at the weekend, and the fact that I'm living to regret it despite its deliciousness.

I blame 2legs for sticky messes, messy sticks, and latex.

I had to get a virus cleaned, and the company that did it erased most of my stuff.(including microsoft word and excel
I blame 2legs for viruses.

I blame 2legs for hiding one of Toybox's journals from me. So very rude of him!

Shagbark!

Get AVG Free installed......

The best freeware!!!



GT

My internet keeps cutting out, gmail isn't cooperating with Opera, I just left the actual card out of the envelope I was addressing, I don't have shot glasses so I'm drinking Bailey's out of an egg cup, I'm afraid the candles on my advent wreath will set off the smoke alarm, the baubles I bought to put on my ficus don't have hangers, I miss my family, and I'm working tomorrow. I blame 2legs!

And then I suppose I have to go to bed.

Except that I have no clean trousers left for tomorrow, so I need to put on a load of washing first. Also 2legs' fault.

I need to do washing too, or I won't have clean trousers or clean bras. My kitchen needs cleaning, I'm hungry, the house is cold, and the cats are pouting. Piles of papers have covered every horizontal surface. And we know who is to blame.

I am* doing washing

I blame 2legs for the bad weather just about to set in again, just* as I'm planning to head off travelling in a couple days for Christmas

My washing won't dry! 2legs - make the humidity drop a little - please? It's my last day here and I can't leave damp washing about the place...

I blame 2legs for the two* (count them), LeroyDoorRequestFails I've had today. and for the fact that the very cute young Japanese girl, responsible for the second LeroyDoorRequestFail didn't change her mind and decide my house was the right one for her to go into
I also blame 2legs for fabulus home made Sheperds pie which is currently making me feel over-stuffed and for the second helping of it that I'll eat tommorrow night.
I also blame 2legs for my present for my parents, which hasn't arrived yet, when I'm meant to be travelling to their's on Friday
I also blame 2legs for the sudden revalation that Friday (the day I'm travelling back), is a Gardeners Curry Night Out, so I can't* miss that
I also blame 2legs for the £300 of champaign and wine I bought to be delivered to my Dad's, once* I'm back there and for the beer I've not yet ordered up

I was just wondering why I was so hungry and realised I never had dinner. I blame 2legs!

I blame 2legs for that flat feeling when all your party guests have departed, and all you have left is the empty wine bottles, left over nibbles and stuff to pile into the dishwasher




Oh and the need to pack hand luggage. . .