h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs that the yellow alert remains in place for the island. Yet more 70kmph winds are forecast.

Stay safe!

Blame 2legs for the severe weather warning here, too. Black ice on the roads, and the waves are breaking over the sea wall along the road.

I blame 2legs for mu boiler picking today to go on the blink. Definitely time for bed!

Hope you can manage to stay warm... its not exactly toasty warm ehre, and I do* have a working boiler,
*leans over*
yep, thought so, which is on....

I blame 2legs for crap insulation poor redrehydration and my having to go to a pub tommorrow and not* drink any beer because of the antibiotics

PUB!!!!!

NO!!!!!!BEER??????


Antebiotiks?????




Is he still following???



Keep it away from me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




GT

Was there ever an "Antebiotix" in Asterix? If not, 'syour fault, 2legs.

Of course there was KB!!

He was the Hypocrapher!!!!



GT

the antibiotics are for Beryl the boil which is still seeminlgy a little reluctant to pack her bags and leave the vacinity... I blame 2legs for coffee... and the time... and stuff...

Beer + Antibios never did me no harm.............

The lurgi still packed its bags!!!



GT

I'm nearing the end of the course, the bacterial infection ain't quite out the door yet, and alcochol stops the antibiotics working... As it is I may need anohter course of them as this is lookign quite nasty, well at least it'll give me a new scar for the collection... if nothing else... I Just want the boil gone! I blame 2legs for boils the size of a golf ball...

Antibiotix was a wild boar salesman in Asterix and the Cauldron

Awww poor 2legs. I blame 2legs for too much bacon in the diet, and maybe you need to take some Vitamin C to help your body fight this off?


Plus a very good thing to do is to boil all your towels next time they get washed to kill off any lurking bugs, to stop any re-infection.

I blame 2legs for facecloths, nasty smelly damp things, being the spawn of the devil and should all be banned under health and safety rules.

I blame 2legs for insomnia, dry skin, general boredom and moody interweb connection in the Lair.

According to who paid a short visit last week, the latter is due to the uncountable numbers of wireless networks in the Tower and its immediate surroundings. Too crowded in the ether or something

Why can't 2legs just shut the other routers off?

i blame 2legs for thundersnow, snow wind hail and general freezingness here.

mini

: I don't use flannels/face cloths... though I do have an extensive collection of them,; used for the first time with teh boil; heating one up, (a clean one out of the cupbaord, heated with freshly boiled water), to use as a compress, so have a small pile of flannels which I shall home-autoclave to steralise before they then go into a hot wash with the ordinary hand towels and bath towels (I use one of those funny plastic net curtain like ball thingies, body puff doobrys I think they is, instead of flannels) : Also the hot water here, in the taps I have set to 70 degrees which is good for helping steralise hands as its hot enough really (pretty much the standard temp used in UK hospital hot water I seem to recall). Also been using plenty of antiseptic cream on the boil, and when its decided to erupt on my pillow I've changed the pillow cover (and have a pillow protector under that to protect the pillow itself, which goes in once a week with the bedding on a hot wash)
I blame 2legs for stupid delivery men who knock a door which has a doorbell on it

I blame 2legs that November is over.

I blame 2legs that Christmas is closer and for online beer delivery firms, companys selling hampers over the net, and for tiredness and coldness and and ness

I blame 2legs for Xmas full stop!!!


GT

I blame 2legs that I never remember to climb on my roof after any storm event. I blame 2legs that I had to rely on the kindness of the maintenance man, otherwise my roof would probably have started to leak soon. I blame him for the swimming pool amount of rain water that has now gushed out of the roof drain onto the gardens.

I blame 2legs for all the eucalyptus leaves on our roof, because the stupid things don't rot and end up clogging everything - we have to go up there once a week to clear them out

Also for the fact that I was helping Santa's elves cut out pictures from old Christmas cards with stupid little kiddie scissors that took the skin off the top of my right ring finger because they were too small. It's gone all puffy and red and oozy now Was that really necessary, 2legs?