h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Blame 2legs for dust sheets not being enough where workmen do havoc. Mine the bunker, stay in Blighty and never go home.

I blame 2legs for this hangover, and all the stuff I need to get done today ready for my heading off away for a week, from tommorrow I also blame 2legs for the fabulus scrambled eggs I had for lunch, on home-made sun-ripened, oregano and poppy seed 70/30 white/wholemeal bread
I also blame 2legs for my not knowing how I'm going to cope with a week away and no proper* bread

I blame 2legs for all the pops ans bangs and s that are scaring Tysonless..............



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Let him loose. Have the daft bastids he bites blame 2legs.

I blame 2legs for the culinary invention cooking on the stove- Risotto a la use up everything perishable in the fridge before I go away...... think It may need a snappier name though

"Risotto Totalmente"?

Risotto 2legs especialles???


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I blame 2legs for backlog, slow web connection and him not here making me

blames 2legs for me heading out to comb kitties at the shelter today. Anyone want a beautiful ?

I blame 2legs for Leopardess being a sour puss not liking other kittehs She and Lynx gets along - somewhat - it's getting better... but the other Lair Cats are just too much for her. Leopardess was a very happy kitteh when the other three eventually moved in with princess.

I'd to adopt another , but can't. Instead I increased my monthly donation to the local cat shelter.

I blame 2legs for the lack of bangs and rockets here because we don't go in for the Guy Fawkes thing in Ireland.

Furthermore, I blame him for the fact that while you are having bonfires on cold, autumnal nights in GB, our bonfire season is in the middle of the summer. On a night like this I would welcome a bonfire!

, every penny you can spare is a pound more than they can´t find elsewhere.

I blame 2legs for laryngitis.

I blame 2legs for our new cleaner deciding to arrive at the crack of dawn, which means that my Mother is spring cleaning crazily in preparation, at stupid o'clock....

I blame 2legs for the variety, bredth and number of wildly erotic text messages I seem to be recieving this morning, from four differnt people I've stuff to do damnit... Its not fair I can't just meet up with them, or one of them, today

Rupert. And his second coming.


Geggs

AGAIN!!!!




GT

I baked two kinds of biscuits.

The traditional recipe, three ingredient ones melted all over the baking sheet in a messy puddle. The few that didn't burn don't taste right, either.

The ones I invented off the cuff, just chucking in whatever looked good, are delicious. But since I don't remember what went into them, I can never make them again.

I blame 2legs!

I blame 2legs for the slow, predictible collapse of local councils across the united kingdom, as they yet again fail to have prepared adaquatly for a fairly predcitible falling of snow
I also blame 2legs for the novel I wrote, and my winning the novel writing month thinggy I also blame 2legs for the cold, and the lack of home made game pies and cornish pastys in my life

I blame 2legs for the Novel I am writing making 'Like Topsy'



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