h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for deciding to skip supper and get drunker instaed.

I blame 2legs for supper of toast with butter and bovarian smoked chedder

I blame 2legs that, while I know he meant Bavarian, I now have an image in my head of a cow smoking cheeses (Better than the flash I got once when someone at work mentioned a vet assembling animals)

I blame 2legs that Amy and I had the same image in our heads but she was the one who shared

Great minds think alike

I blame 2legs for the fact that becoming a published novelist looks, for various reasons, like the only way I'm going to earn a living.
I blame 2legs for this fate looking rather appealing.

I also blame 2legs (and Amy) for the earworm that I am now infected with

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQMbXvn2RNI

I blame 2legs for the fact that Runescribe and I are of the same mind........(Dreams of finishing off the novel he has been working on for the last six months.....)



GT

I blame 2legs that I'm editing my first completed novel as we speak Give me a few months to knock it into shape, and I'll be in business. After all, there are hardly any young-adult novels about vampires on the market right now...

How many words?????



GT

<< young-adult novels about vampires >>

Just over fifty thousand, but that will go up during editing, because there's quite a lot of stuff I didn't cover on the first mad dash to finish it.

Taff: I sat down to write with no ideas for plot, setting, or characters, and this is what happened. My fingers have clearly read trashy novels and not told me about them.

just been reading "preacher"

Cassidy, 2nd main character (irish hard drinking down to earth good old boy vampire)

finds another of his kind

Eccarius, oh the anghst!!!read too many bad trashey romantic vampire books, dresses in black, has a group of young goth followers!!!!!!!!!

after getting to know him Cassidy calls him a W knocks him out and nails him to a church roof just before dawn



(whats an anghst)

(its like a cross with a little loop on the top)

Just over 8500 at the moment, Runescribe......

Better get going at it!!!


GT

I blame 2legs for the weird reboot loop my computer was stuck in this morning, for the fact that I couldn't get it into safemode, and for the fact that it took a *lot* of googling to find out what the problem was!

I blame 2legs for cold days making me just feel like crawling back into bed

I blame 2legs for cold days making me so hungry... and for the two ciabatta rolls I made and baked earlier disappearing into my tummy far too quickly along with cheese and butter... and yet I@m still hungry I blame 2legs for choc and washing up

Chocolate really doesn't work for washing up. You'd be better off with plain water if you're out of soap!

I blame 2legs for the choc and washign up actually being two seperate things...

I blame 2legs for the washign up being done, but the choc (I spelt that wrong first time...) eating not being done yet

I blame 2legs for my state of exhaustion. What? Come on, it's totally his fault. It couldn't possibly be mine, now could it?