h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for not answering my text to him that was nagging him about a CO2 monitor

I blame 2legs for Chez 2legs not being equiped with a CO2 monitor

I blame 2legs for not being able to make a hole in the ceiling to hang a CO2 monitor from

I blame 2legs for a poor, little, sales person in the DIY store not being able to claim commission on the CO2 monitor they didn't sell to 2legs

I blame 2legs for the Managing Director of the company that makes CO2 monitors being upset because the sales figures have missed the target by 1

I blame 2legs for the night shift at the factory that makes CO2 monitors being laid off because the sales figures are down

I blame 2legs for the plastic moulding machine breaking down because it's no longer used night and day

I blame 2legs for the chippy shutting early because there's no longer a night shift

I blame 2legs for the shortage of Jersy Royal new potatoes as well...so there!

I blame 2legs for his mobile phone still not working proerly.

I blame 2legs for saying that not this weekend but ht enext weekend he is going to DIY store to precure a co monitor.

I blame 2legs for being thirsty.

I blame 2legs for the fact that I should have been in bed and hour ago

I blame 2legs for this delicious iced tea I'm drinking.

I blame 2legs for the Leeds Server going down, not allowing me to do any work, but surf the net for money instead

You could go down to the coast and net the surf for fish.

I blame 2legs for my left index finger hurting and my having no idea why.

I blame 2legs for my not having manacged to achieve hardly anything, all day.

I blame 2legs for the fog I had to drive through this morning on the way to work.

I blame 2legs for temporarily halting global warming by defrosting his fridge

I blame 2legs for that noise from the kitchen, which I now have to get up and go investiage.


I blame 2legs for men who moisturise.

I blame 2legs for it being ever-so-nearly the weekend, making those last minutes seem like hours

I blame 2legs for the kink in my neck.

I blame 2legs for kink.

I blame 2legs for me wanting to go out and go to a pub tonight but not knowing or beign able to think of a pub I would like to be in drinking their beer on a Friday.

I quite agree Bold Ferret - It's all 2legs' fault that i'm so bored at work, I've decided to have one last look at hootoo before I bugger off for the weekend.

Naughty 2legs

all my fault all my fault, now all I need is a suitable punishmen

I blame 2legs for the over use and ubiquity of redundant unnecessary words like moisturise and moisturiser when moisten and moistener would have sufficed.

I blame 2legs for jazz being overtaken by rock 'n' roll music in the 50s and 60s.

I also blame 2legs for The Bay City Rollers. Shame on you, 2legs!

I blame 2legs for there not being anything I wanted to buy at the book fair.

I blame 2legs for Alice in River City being annoying.