h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs that it looks like I am going to have to look down south to get a job...but I'm from the north i am used to icy blasts and the rain

I blame 2legs for Tabitca's bad typing. It's: Darn Sarf, not Down South.

Down here it is, but don't forget she's a "Well 'ard norvern lass", or, as I'm Scottish, a soft southern pansy to me.

I blame him for the miserable state of the Mill Basin Draw Bridge. Have you no pity for Brooklyn?!

I blame 2legs for his lodger just peeking into the 'guitar room/sudeo/cloke room' and commenting 'heck, that relaly looks like a proper studeo now' anyone got some egg boxes I can steal to put up on the wall to finsih the effect? I'm also after a red light to put above the door for when I'm recording I need a keyboard stand as well that'd help finish the general studeo ambeiance of the set up... and more hooks to hang things from the cieling with

I blame 2legs for incompetant co-workers who have done their job for 5 years and still can't get it right. I also blame 2legs for the indiscriminant bursts of joy throughout the day when I think of my new job.

I blame 2legs for it being quiet on here, and me not being online most of the day, and for my not being able to get hold of 'E', and therefore my nmot being able to make a 'violent porno ' type moovie with him that I can posses and then taungth the police with to see if they're hard enough to bust me under the new law I blame 2legs for my being bored... hungry... and not getting the recorded done I wanted to do

I blame 2legs for not being around today when we need his words of wisdom

You did? where? I might have some toast... I blame 2legs for that... and for the singapore noodles I made earlier

I blame 2legs for toasted figgins

I toasted figgins and blamed 2legs.

(who's 'Figgins'? Hagnum PI's landlord?

I blame 2legs for nanny ogg's cookbook giving me bad ideas

I blame 2legs for 'no tea' 'no toast' and 'no cucumber sandwichs and cupcakes'

I blame 2legs for the toffee danish pastry i've just eaten which was very bad for me..

I blame 2legs for selling Iran a used nuclear reactor that came from 3 Mile Island and used parts from Chernoble.

again ?

I blame 2legs that my age is older than i feel

I blame 2legs for bristol being so far away from york

I blame 2legs for eating all the curry, my curry place was closed