h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs i got covered in water and sticky crawly things whilst cutting down the triffid plants in the garden earlier

I blame 2legs for odd/perculia weather (its loverly and sunny outside and raining fairly heavily) I blame 2legs for the arrival of autumn

I blame 2legs for my forgetting what I was going to blame him for

I blame 2legs for him getting post 4422

I blame 2legs for it taking that long to spot that I very purposefully got post 4242

I blame 2legs for the lack of suitable jobs i can find, ice cream and wet cats

I blame 2legs for Marple, Cheshire.

I blame 2legs for Rose Hill Marple

I bkame 2legs for Rose Hill being the nearest station to Marple Hall

I also blame 2legs for Glossop

I blame 2legs for my having just about given up trying to find a job I blame 2legs for my being hungry and having to pop out for a brief period to a pub for an hour or soemthing to meet some people about something soon and not being able to eat before hand and not being able to contac E to see if he wanted to go out tonight and for the two really weird phonecalls I got that weren't for me and the one person who knocked on teh door yesterday who want'ed someone who soesn't live here and th edoorbell for ringing at early hours when I was in bed but for no one being ther eand for me getint up way too late d due to my sleep being intrupeted at a vital pi point by mysterious doorbell ringing person

I blame 2legs that i woke up at 2.30am and couldn't get back to sleep...maybe these strange things are connected or are
catching

I went to bed not long before 2.30 AM I blame 2legs for some beer but not enough beer tonight

you kicked me out of bed didn't you? thats how I got woken up

I blame 2legs for a sudden increase in load on Elton.

I blame 2legs for my being hungry and not knowing what to eat

I blame 2legs for not knowing the only things to eat this time of night are either toast or cheese

I blame 2leg for there not being any alternatives like pizza or kebab and chips to cheese and toast (which is the only thing I've eaten today was so far toast and cheese)

I blame 2legs for not thinking to order a pizza in advance we all could share

I blame 2legs for the only pizza dilivery places near here doing inediable pizza I blame 2legs for my being hungry