h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for Roymondo being mugged.
I blame 2legs for the length of time its taken me to sort through the massive amount of Emails that have arrived during the period I coun't get into my Email inbox I blame 2legs for the amount of housework and laundry and cleaning I have to do and am putting off doing I blame 2legs for my being hungry

I blame 2Legs for traffic and the council resurfacing the road...

I blame 2 legs that I keep thinking it is saturday

I bame 2legs for me keep thinking it is 1966

I blame 2legs fo the execution of William Fitz Osbert at Tyburn in 1196.

I blame 2legs for 1966

I blame 2legs for making me think it's 1066.

OI! 2LEGS! NO! In another incarnation, I'm supposed to be writing about something that won't happen for 150 years. You're confusing me, stop it.

I also blame 2legs that I told someome I'll be back tomorrow, when of course I meant Monday.

I think 2legs is to blame for the practice of Subinfeudation.

I blame 2legs for my laundry taking ages to dry I blame 2legs for me being relaly hungry even though its only 1700 or thereabouts I blame 2legs for my not being able to decide between having the entire pack (about four I think) organic beef burgers, for dinner, in buns with salad and such like, or wahter to have only a couple of them in buns with salad etc., but have it with some chips as well

I balme 2legs problems on not enough Subinfeudation.

... not to mention the failure to exercise the right infangeneþeof.

I blame 2legs because I have been for the first time in nearly 3 years!

How? Where? Ooh!

I blame 2legs for me only being ed three times.

I blame 2Legs for there not being enough coat hagers to hang the laundry up with....

It was my email address on someone's PS in the format that I've used and seen used several times Very confuzzled, have emailed mods to explain!

I blame 2legs for my turning on the oven I blame 2legs for visual runtime errors occuring on hotmail I blame 2legs for the as yet unconfirmed rumour I heard regarding being able to use GMail with pop doobry whatsit mail software like outlook and eudora

I blame 2legs for me confirming the rumour

I blame 2legs for him not having confirmation that you can use gmail with a pop doobry.

I blame 2legs for simulposts.

I blame 2legs for Roymondo not reading the previous post...