h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

What? No Elvis?

He's busy running that 7-11 in Crawford, Texas with Marilyn Monroe and Ossama Bin Laden.

Is that the same 7-11 that Lord Lucan got fired from because he didn't have a valid work permit?

>> My money's on Da Vinci Code, Holy Blood, Holy Grail, conspiracy theory, Alien Abduction, penile implant, Roswell survivors killed Kennedy crap. <<

Nah, I'm not buying that crap...unless he happens to have a copy of The Catcher In The Rye.

RF

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Could that mean Mark Chapman holds the secret of the creation of Adam?

yes. He could.

RF

Oooooohhh... Maybe that's why he want's out of prison, so he can share his secret.

If its got nothing to do with Elvis or Princesses Diana's drunken car crash gang bang then its not a conspiracy worht dwelling on

Not even for all the WMD in Iraq?

Or all the gold in the Templar vaults?

Hmm, would be tempting

Pssst... the Holy Grail's at my house by the way... this bloke from an organisation called the Pour Away of Lions or something knocked on my door and gave me this package which he told me hide away, I opened it and thought "what a lovely cup, that'll do nicely for my Horlicks tonight." I hope it's dishwasher safe.

y'know, I've often wondered what someone who has never ecountered the word 'horlicks' thinks the speaker is on about when they hear it for the first time.

Well having heard it for the first time myself a year or so ago I can tell you that I didn't think it was a drink...

One mystery down, several more to go

Which mysteries do you need solving?

RF

1 where is nighthoover.
2 wher eis my string wider.
3 wher eis the power pack for my drum machine
5 wher eis number four?
6 is that really an egg over there?

Actually if someone could explain "Donnie Darko" to me I'd be internally indebted

1. Nighthoover is orbiting orbitalbob.
2. At the wide end.
3. Down the back of the sofa.
4. Between numbers 3 and 5.
5. No.

RF

Note: Answers not guaranteed 100% accurate.

Its not at the back of the sofa BTW; but I did find an egg.

Donnie Darko is essentially your "what-if" timeline type scenario. None of it really happens, as he decides in the end to save his family's life by being in the bedroom when the engine lands. The director threw in the giant rabbit stuff mainly to freak people out.

Apparently* if you get the director's cut DVD it's a bit clearer.

Also, it's got some good music in it.

RF

*I've not seen it.