h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Is it that the Garden of Eden was in Brentford (Robert Rankin fans)

or that god was just a nom de plume of hugo rune

Actually, based on punctuation of the subject line, I'd guess the secret was the apostophe. But then, that wouldn't be the secret that orbitalbob had found, would it?

And, BTW: the Garden of Eden was in Missouri.

http://www.utlm.org/onlineresources/gardenofeden.htm

I also fail to see what the secret is that has been solved. But it probably relates to that Dan Brown book about the templars. Seems to be all the rage at the moment.

I guess we'll never know.

I bet nighthoover is involved somehwere.

I remember hearins something once about Adam being made from clay... maybe the secret is that God was actually trying to great the first Royal Worcester figurine?

I think Orbitalbob has been silenced before he could reveal the truth.

*Looks round anxiously for the men in black suits and mirrored shades*

*Remembers no one knows that he knows the secret*

Oh, b****r



Noggin

so we shall never know, the development of the inner being of our very etherial soul has yet again been crushed by first anticipiateion of realisiation of a truth so eternal as to vanquish that which lurk most deepeth in our souls, and second by once being told that there is such a truth as to relenquish us, that we are not told it.

'fate vomits on my eiderdown once more'

'Orbital Bob' is an anagram of the following - is it significant in any way?

LABOR IT BOB
ORAL BOBBIT
RABBI LOTTO
BOBTAIL ROT
TRIBAL BOOB
ABORT BILBO

we may very well have been saved from a fate worse than a fate worse than death

When the film comes out this sort of thing will happen all the time I think. Saviours, rulers, Liams, Googabrains (or whatever it was) etc.

any particular film? the H2G2 film? I do hope not

Yes. And maybe a knock on effect from Doctor Who.

Oh lord protect us from doctor who fans,
oh lord protect us from treckies too
oh lord protect us from religion,
oh lord protect us from you

And the mauve Frenchman !

2Legs... you'll need more than the Lord's protection when I come round and reverse the polarity of your neutron flow

But I have the protection of the one true son of teh one true Bob the prophet nighthoover Plus I've been told that I am destined to burn in hell for all eternity, and that is on fairly good information source, Though I did denouce the devil and all his evil work a few days back, I doubt that'l help me much, I think my asserting that God and Jesus are just puppets used by the devil to reach his goals probably countered the declairation denouncing the devil

A drunk scottish man once pointed directly at me and said "You are satan" obviously it was slurred and in a scottish accent but he looked really scared of me, Then he ran off.
So assuming that the guy was right I'll put you in one of the nicer rooms I've got down there OK 2legs?
DM