h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

>> spare ribs innit? <<

Wasn't that Eve? She was made from a spare rib wasnt she!

I reckon it's something to do with some kind of code. I reckon that Leonardo chap probably had something to do with it.

RF

I hope it has something to do with God snuggling all those little boys. I'm sure nobody's noticed that before.

That must be it. Leonardo and Michaelangelo had it all sussed out between them but it was so secret they never told anyway.

After all Leonardo was put into house arrest for suggesting that the Earth was not the centre of the universe. Perhaps it is something to do with this.

... there is a spare rib, yes.

Can I get barbecue sauce with that, please?

RF

actually, orbitalbob, that secret you've been looking at was discovered about 150 years ago.

Come come now, less of the frivolity. Otherwise orbitalbob will go away and not tell us his secret and it will be lost to mankind for another 500 years.

Although why 500 years I don't know considering that those that claim to know these things insist that God created the world 6,500 years ago. If Michaelangelo or Leonardo had sussed the secret, who told them is what I would like to know.

I think it's actually the secret of 'the creation of adam' by Michelangelo, not the secret of the creation of Adam as depicted in 'the creation of adam' by Michelangelo. Sort of like the secret of the Mona Lisa (it's leonardo in a dress), or the secret of Michelangelo's David (Michelangelo was gay [like that's a secret!]), or the secret of 'Piss Christ' (don't even go there! [certainly don't google for it!]).

*sits and waits patiently for someone to tell her a secret...even if it's just Chinese whispers*

(psst! Tanzen: don't tell anybody, but I'm &#38544;&#22763



Oh, darn, the Chinese characters didn't come through.

*starts to try and figure out what &#38544;&#22763 would mean, but can only come up with...purple cheese eater*

Does that mean I got it wrong ?

Or is *that* the whole Adam's secret thingy ??

Maybe Slapjack is a Mauve Frenchman.

Hey, I know a mauve Frecnhman, I wonder if they're related ??

Was Adam a mauve Frenchman as well ??

I don't know about Adam being French (or Frecnh), but Michelangelo, an Italian, was clearly a little mauve if you ask me.

I suppose just about anyhting's likely though, innit ??

"Frecnh" and "anyhting"...two good reasons to have a before I start talking...

indeedy, a suffusion of yellow no doubt