h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

VIP - I'm sure you've hugged Egon - he's the tallest hootooer I've shook hands with.

swl. just stop being clever. if a man wishes to be deeply loved in this life he needs to be daft enough not to be resented. i guarantee you your popularity will soar if you cease posting things that make QOTD.

honest.

Researcher - I guarantee I don't consciously try to make QOTD. I do however have a somewhat quirky style of writing, as anyone who's read my entries will know.

I wasn't aware this was a popularity contest. I seem to have taken rather the opposite tack in any case, as I'm sure those I've irritated, annoyed and infuriated over the years would testify.

Now now boys, you're both irritating, 'K?

beatrice. i'm only funning with swl. some researchers thought enough to communicate to me how unpleasantly like swl i am. i took it as a compliment contrary to the intention of the communications because he is, of course, dazzlingly clever. they did however suggest that they had learnt to tolerate him in a way unlikely to be extended to my good self. or they would have said that had they been as literate as myself; what they actually wrote was distinctly neanderthal.

all of which means that swl would be my most fancied researcher if he were not ginger, scottish, overly quotable and, so it is believed, a man. in light of that impedementia i shall settle for a three way tie between yourself, robyn and buster's mina. all of whom i hope are women.

Well I've met Mina, so I can confirm that she and I are both lasses.

Not sure about that Robyn one

Being only 5 foot 2 myself, everybody I've met off of hootoo seems very tall!

i hasten to add that even if your ages were added together, i would likely still be old enough to be your dads. the fancying is strictly textual. which may or may not rule men back in. but i wouldn't want to be accidentally homosexualised.

not that there's anything wrong with that.

I think we should match up anit-grav with Mina's Buster.

Oh I don't know that Mina's into 90 year olds.

No, but Buster might be

'i'll fancy anyone'

I'm offended now 2legs

I was thinking it might be a laugh to have a how many researchers have tried to sleep with you thread, but 2legs would no doubt win in a secongd again

reminds me of:

: i need a list of all the women you have had sex with in the last year

: am i seriously ill?

: no - but if they'll sleep with you i have a fair chance as well

*giggles*

I seem to have missed a person or two off err, Robyn natch, Beatrice of course, Lil without saying, Galaxy babe naturally, Mina goes without saying, Seriph of course, and SWL just to annoy him, oh, and TB even though he's refused to marry me, Socket just because, and err that will do .. fo rnow

Beatrice, there's no way in hell you're 5'2". I must be shorter than I thought, or else you wear big heels.

I most certainly yam!

I do sometimes wear heels, though not normally for walking dogs or tramping around museums...

Damn. I'm more of a Ronnie Corbett than I thought, then.

Don't know, but not me I'm probably more irritating than anything, or maybe sisterly, but neither of those options would be very fanciable.