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Magwitch - My name is Mags and I am funky. Posted Nov 23, 2004
How about the abbreviation of the department I currently work for:
I love VI (about) 7,550,000
I hate VI 912,000
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A Super Furry Animal Posted Nov 23, 2004
"This is too weird": 6,970
"This is perfectly normal": 17,100
So that's all right then. 
RF
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Nov 23, 2004
"I love christians" : 431
"I hate christians" : 3,010
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If the universe is infinite, then im "a" center, 21+4^1+8+9=42 Posted Nov 23, 2004
"i love microsoft" 5,600
"i hate microsoft" 15,300
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intelligent moose (the one true H2G2 Moose) Posted Nov 23, 2004
"I love moose" = 784
"I hate moose" = 48
to me!
I love Ganesha = 24
I hate Ganesha = 0
Popularity is high for the Hindu elephantine deity
I love bad things = 16
I hate bad things = 65
Glad people have their priorities right!
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The Groob Posted Nov 23, 2004
Guess how many search results for "micro$oft"?
...
1,240,000!
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The Groob Posted Nov 23, 2004
And a typo test:
"the" 8,000,000,000
"teh" 3,140,000 !
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Yelbakk Posted Nov 23, 2004
I love sex - 108.000
I hate sex - 875
I love hate - 7.260
I hate love - 8.900
I love this world - 3.000
I hate this world - 1.630
I love Maggie Thatcher - 5 (All five(!) are shown...)
I hate Maggie Thatcher - 25 (But only six are shown...)
Y.
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A Super Furry Animal Posted Nov 23, 2004
However, if you call her by her given name you get a different result:
"I love Margaret Thatcher": 72
"I hate Margaret Thatcher": 12
RF
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Mu Beta Posted Nov 23, 2004
Whatever her popularity, "I hate my Science Teacher" gives 226 hits. 
B
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The Groob Posted Nov 23, 2004
"mispeling" 975
"mispelling" 41,000
"misspeling" 1,600
"misspelling" 446,000
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IctoanAWEWawi Posted Nov 23, 2004
"porn" 223,000,000
"not porn" 213,00
about as expected 
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Mu Beta Posted Nov 23, 2004
"Don't Read This" 165,000 hits.
Which equates to about 165,000 people who don't know how the Internet works.
B
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If the universe is infinite, then im "a" center, 21+4^1+8+9=42 Posted Nov 24, 2004
the porn one made me explore.....
http://www.thisisnotporn.com/
what a good site
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A Super Furry Animal Posted Nov 24, 2004
"H2G2" 129,000 hits
"Everything else on the internet" 196 hits
Only a few more sites before H2G2 *becomes* the internet!
RF
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intelligent moose (the one true H2G2 Moose) Posted Nov 24, 2004
Scary... there are 2 hits for "I love Bernard Manning" 
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- 21: Magwitch - My name is Mags and I am funky. (Nov 23, 2004)
- 22: A Super Furry Animal (Nov 23, 2004)
- 23: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Nov 23, 2004)
- 24: If the universe is infinite, then im "a" center, 21+4^1+8+9=42 (Nov 23, 2004)
- 25: intelligent moose (the one true H2G2 Moose) (Nov 23, 2004)
- 26: The Groob (Nov 23, 2004)
- 27: The Groob (Nov 23, 2004)
- 28: Yelbakk (Nov 23, 2004)
- 29: A Super Furry Animal (Nov 23, 2004)
- 30: Mu Beta (Nov 23, 2004)
- 31: The Groob (Nov 23, 2004)
- 32: Mu Beta (Nov 23, 2004)
- 33: IctoanAWEWawi (Nov 23, 2004)
- 34: IctoanAWEWawi (Nov 23, 2004)
- 35: Mu Beta (Nov 23, 2004)
- 36: The Groob (Nov 23, 2004)
- 37: If the universe is infinite, then im "a" center, 21+4^1+8+9=42 (Nov 24, 2004)
- 38: The Groob (Nov 24, 2004)
- 39: A Super Furry Animal (Nov 24, 2004)
- 40: intelligent moose (the one true H2G2 Moose) (Nov 24, 2004)
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