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zenmasterx Posted Dec 21, 2004
19,100 for "i love google"
1,730 for "i hate google"
1,900 for "i am google" "I am Google! ... Everything! I am Google!"
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Soaring Kite Posted Dec 21, 2004
i love aliens 1,630,000
i hate aliens 1,020,000
i am an alien 6,450,000
i am not an alien 4,920,000
more people for the MIB to investigate
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The Groob Posted Dec 21, 2004
"my penis is green" 60
Yup, they're definitely among us.
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Soaring Kite Posted Dec 21, 2004
260 for people with green penis's should go to hospital
260 for people with green penis's should not go to hospital
260 people with green penis's don't go to hospital
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Coblenski Posted Dec 21, 2004
30,000,000 for i love men
8,390,000 for i hate men
they love us
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zenmasterx Posted Dec 21, 2004
2,910 for "i love chickens"
136 for "i hate chickens" Chickens are loved.
592 for "i eat chickens"
37 for "I don't eat chickens" Chickens are mostly edible.
3 for "i did eat chickens"
949 for "i am a chicken"
3,780 for "i was a chicken" Chickens are a convertable species.
414 for "we are chickens"
308 for "we were chickens"
8,340 for "there is a chicken"
921 for "there was a chicken"
74 for "there are many chickens"
44 for "there were many chickens" There are now more chickens.
51 for "i do chickens"
15 for "i did chickens" Chickens are safer nowadays.
88 for "here be chickens"
2 for "here were chickens" Chickens are moving in.
1 for "i shoot chickens"
Therefore chickens are relatively safe from gun crime.
3 for "i chew chicken" It looks like chicken is not a substitute for chewing gum.
1,700 for "chick chick chicken"
460 for "here chicky chicky"
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Soaring Kite Posted Dec 21, 2004
zenmasterx you just went crazy there eh
we are part of a computer game 15,800,000
we are not part of a computer game 14,500,000
more people think that we are characters in a giant computer game
s
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Shagrath (Join the Metal Appreciators' Society @ A2556489) Posted Dec 21, 2004
816 for "I am a nudist".
239 for "I am not a nudist".
Uh-oh, looks like there are a lot of nudists running about. Be careful!
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zenmasterx Posted Dec 22, 2004
158 for "i spend all my time on the internet"
16 for "i don't spend all my time on the internet"
31,300 for "i love the internet"
4,490 for "i hate the internet"
another oh so interesting survey by me
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zenmasterx Posted Dec 22, 2004
5,610 for "i am enlightened"
849 for "i am not enlightened"
450 for "i am a zen master" I am not alone
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Soaring Kite Posted Dec 22, 2004
we are descended from 
300,000
we are not descended from 294,000
we are 19,900,000
we are not 17,100,000
we will evolve into 791,000
we will not eveolve into 775,000
we are, we will become
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The Groob Posted Dec 22, 2004
"I love the Beatles" 7260
"I love the Rolling Stones" 1130
"I love the Cheeky Girls" 879
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scrumph Posted Dec 30, 2004
"i love hitchhiking" 50
"i hate hitchhiking" 12
(results vary slightly if you hyphenate)
...how times change - obviously not the fasionable thing to do these days
By the way, if you haven't seen Dave Gorman's Googlewhack Adventure - I can highly recommend it. I found it in the sales for £5 and thought at that price I'll try anything (almost) - really glad I did out to find the book now...
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- 103: The Groob (Dec 21, 2004)
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- 105: Coblenski (Dec 21, 2004)
- 106: Coblenski (Dec 21, 2004)
- 107: zenmasterx (Dec 21, 2004)
- 108: Soaring Kite (Dec 21, 2004)
- 109: Shagrath (Join the Metal Appreciators' Society @ A2556489) (Dec 21, 2004)
- 110: zenmasterx (Dec 22, 2004)
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- 114: scrumph (Dec 30, 2004)
- 115: Mu Beta (Dec 30, 2004)
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