h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

>>'Three Baltic ferries stuck in the ice'<<

I clicked on the link and read the story and quickly got sidetracked to the photo's on the right from hells kitchen

tomorrow I move to Sweden, all the women are beautiful!

Considering what the weather is doing maybe you should find out where the women are moving to and go there instead.

If you hurry you can get there before they do and have time to build a warm nest--- which is what they'll be looking for.

Hmmmm, warm nest, Swedish women.

Someone has started a 30p-a-minute confession hotline for catholics, where you can confess all your sins to an answering machine.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1254908/Fury-French-bishops-pay-confess-phone-line-sinning-Catholics.html#ixzz0h7340Cjp

Yep. They made a demonstration of it in Laurent Ruquier's radio show yesterday. It appears that at the beginning, they ask you whether you want your confession to remain private or if you allow for it to become public. So when you call the line, there is also the option to listen to other people's confessions

Bless me Father, I can't help it, I'm an exhibitionist. I need people to look at me, I need people to listen to everything have to say. God doesn't hear me and you don't seem too interested so I'm going online with my sins.

Yeah, that's the ticket. I'll video record my sins and post them on Y*utube.

My partner went to Scandinavia & sent me a postcard from Hell. He was only there around 2O minutes, but seems to have affected him deeply; maybe the depth of the fjords?

Meanwhile; Michael Foot has died; in my view, the last REAL labour politician (plus long hair & lovely dog)

R.I.P

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/politics/8547228.stm

zdt

Oh puuuurlease I've listened to all the sycophantic drivel from his (Michael Foot) former opponents. No one has mentioned this is the opposition leader that formulated an unelectable labour manifesto and had the audacity to wear a donkey jacket (looking like a tramp) to the Cenotaph!

http://66.39.159.169/talk/viewtopic.php?t=3207&start=0&sid=cd0a518f3d39808a91a80d905048ce77

And on a lighter note...

Top (volume) Banana!

http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/5022000.Brighton_woman_tormented_neighbours_with_banana_splits/

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/7367805/Television-producer-who-filmed-himself-having-sex-with-women-jailed.html

My gast is flabbered.

RF

It seems that 95% of the money raised by Live Aid was stolen and used to buy guns.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/africa/article7048914.ece

The people need the guns so they can steal the food to feed their families.

Police are resisting improvements to Southampton :

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/oxfordshire/8549256.stm

>It seems that 95% of the money raised by Live Aid was stolen and used to buy guns.< swl

Naughty naughty swl, it's purely an allegation,

'..The allegations that 95 per cent of aid money donated to help victims of the 1985 Ethiopian famine were siphoned off were made in a BBC radio programme broadcast yesterday...'

The way you frequently play fast and loose with facts makes me think you'd make a great politician.

55,000 dead and not even a campaign medal. Bomber Command are to have their own memorial at last, in Green Park.

http://www.bdonline.co.uk/story.asp?sectioncode=426&storycode=3159225&c=1&utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed:+LatestNewsFromBDonline+(Latest+News+|+www.bdonline.co.uk)

Sir Blob Geldof was interviewed on Radio 4 PM last night and explained that only a very small amount of cash could possibly have been syphoned off anywhere if any.

The person making the claims is an army guy in exile in oposition to the current government.

Probably not a very good programme overall.

95% of statistics cited in support of a political agenda are made up.