h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It get's worse -

The stereotype Sharon, was joined by Trevor (or "Trev"), and they were supposed to have "Trev" and "Sharon" in white letters on the sun strip at the top of thier car's windscreen

Typical Oxbridge interview question: "What would happen if Occam's Razor met Schrodinger's cat?"

I was just wondering how to fit Heisenberg's Strap into this. Does it have anything to do with bra's? One...... and it's off. What do they use to break super-strings)( I've let my fetishes enter the equation again).

Hmm. I quite like the idea of Occam's Razor meeting Heisenberg's Strap. ,. But we've got vaguely back onto topic.

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On first glance, it would appear that S-cat would lose some hair. However, I remind you that Occam is a degenerative form of Oggam (an Irish form of notation) and Razor is a pronunciation shift from 'erasor.' So basically what I am saying is that the Irish countered the unpredictability of the cat (being shut up in a black box with poison gas) by proposing the Oggam's Erasor Formula which renders the universe predictable again. Using the OEF, one can erase either the cat or the poison gas -- or even more fun -- both. Caveat Erasor: failure to use the Erasor renders the universe unpredictable again. The Caveat Erasor was published at the University of Dublin in 2000 by Professor Desmond Joyce (a descendant of James Joyce). Because it was written in Oggam, however, nobody has read it. Nobody but me, that is.

Heisenberg's strap: remember those dresses which seemed always to be worn by those who had an exceptional amount of chestiness to be suspended from extremely flimsy spaghetti strings? This was the birth of the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle. H was, after all, a man and therefore drew his influences from ... well... the usual.

Are we breaking the super strings or merely tying our shoes with them? Ani.

Dunno, but being a mere male, and drawing my influences from the - well - usual, I would consider the aforementioned dresses/flimsy spaghetti strings to be made of (mem)branes; i.e. exceedingly diaphanous

(ties himself up in knots, thius creating an entirely new theory with interesting topology)

Talking of flimsy straps - halter neck tops tied at the back have the same embarrassment quality is the zip front dresses

The halter neck dress: a garment from hell. Ani.

Oh and what about the wrap around skirt (or dress): the ones which come unwrapped if you lose focus even for one second. Ani.

Or if the wind blows

Think me and BigGali'll be puffing hard !!

Think sundress with spaghetti straps that tied on the shoulder, add one 6 month old baby that was fed naturally, imagine christening of said baby, at the font being held by amply endowed godmother, think hunger......

BigAl once again has to

The wind blew the wrap around skirt away ?????

My son was in the sauna (mixed), and recieved a big wink & nod from the lady opposite, then realised he why - he was wearing very loose shorts.

It's , you can't taunt me that easily wordsmith. I know you're male. That account merely conjured up the image of David Beckham in his sarong. (Curious to see if he's remembered that correctly.

That account reminds me of when I was at secondary school, which was mixed. There were two gymnasiums, side by side,one for the girls, one for the boys. On one occasion I noticed a whole gaggle of girls around the window in the door of the boys' gym. Curious, I looked over their heads to see GH half way up a rope with his 's dangling through a hole in his shorts (rofl>

Just remember the song from Jasper Carrot - Funky Moped (I think) - PVC mini skirts are dangerous !!!!

silent pleated microskirt, lilac thong, very short crop top, 'undercleavage'.....

Checks the

silent short pleated microskirt, lilac thong, very short crop-top, 'undercleavage'......




(BIGAl breaks into a cold sweat as the attempted sabotage backfires on himself)

OK, you people of the male variety. Yes, I do know it's Friday night and yall are feeling a little energetic. How's this?

1) a kilt on the Florida keys during hurricane season.

2) a loincloth under any weather conditions.

And for the gals:

3) Just about any clothing during pregnancy, the flu, or menopause.

Confession time: Who has streaked? Out with it. Ani.

You've cooled my ardour, Ani.