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How to dump someone and how not to - oh and the funniest experiences to lighten the mood
azahar Posted Dec 31, 2004
True. People need to be sexually compatible but considering the usual amount of time people spend 'doing it' compared to the time they spend together doing stuff like talking, eating, shared interest activities and simply enjoying each other's company I doubt that sexual prowess could be enough to ensure never getting dumped.
az
How to dump someone and how not to - oh and the funniest experiences to lighten the mood
Saturnine Posted Dec 31, 2004
">> I think it could be because I'm great in the sack, but you'd have to ask the respective partner about that one.
No darling, you had it right when you said "Yet".
Don't worry about it though. Anyone as arrogant as you will be dumped in time.
B"
Ah, someone who doesn't have the mental capacity to understand the concept of humour. How pleasant it is to be back on h2g2 for this short period of time.
How to dump someone and how not to - oh and the funniest experiences to lighten the mood
Kat - From H2G2 Posted Dec 31, 2004
Never mind, I knew you were being daft. Cheer up everyone.
My friend's just been chucked...or is about to chuck her girlfriend...she saw her in the pub practically on the pool table with a guy.
How to dump someone and how not to - oh and the funniest experiences to lighten the mood
Saturnine Posted Dec 31, 2004
Eh, doesn't bother me. I find it amusing that someone feels the need to flame me as *soon* as I get back to posting on this site. I have absolutely no clue who B is either. 
Makes me laugh. 
Anyway, back to the stories. 
How to dump someone and how not to - oh and the funniest experiences to lighten the mood
Ford_Prefect "I reject your reality and substitute my own!"Apocalypse 2006 REPRESENT! Posted Dec 31, 2004
OH! whatever you do! DOnt ask someone out on the internet! Or break up with them over it... its so impersonal!
cheers
ford
How to dump someone and how not to - oh and the funniest experiences to lighten the mood
Mu Beta Posted Dec 31, 2004
"OH! whatever you do! DOnt ask someone out on the internet!"
Not true! I wouldn't be where I am today... etc etc etc
B
How to dump someone and how not to - oh and the funniest experiences to lighten the mood
Ford_Prefect "I reject your reality and substitute my own!"Apocalypse 2006 REPRESENT! Posted Dec 31, 2004
oh.. well if your in highschool... it doesnt work, trust me!
cheers
ford
How to dump someone and how not to - oh and the funniest experiences to lighten the mood
Saturnine Posted Dec 31, 2004
Ditto.
How to dump someone and how not to - oh and the funniest experiences to lighten the mood
Ford_Prefect "I reject your reality and substitute my own!"Apocalypse 2006 REPRESENT! Posted Dec 31, 2004
"dido"
*good singer*
cheers
ford
How to dump someone and how not to - oh and the funniest experiences to lighten the mood
Saturnine Posted Dec 31, 2004
That is, ditto to Master B. I hate double posts.
How to dump someone and how not to - oh and the funniest experiences to lighten the mood
Ford_Prefect "I reject your reality and substitute my own!"Apocalypse 2006 REPRESENT! Posted Dec 31, 2004
..uh...
cheers
ford
How to dump someone and how not to - oh and the funniest experiences to lighten the mood
Kat - From H2G2 Posted Dec 31, 2004
Has anyone ever chucked/been chucked and still stayed good friends?
How to dump someone and how not to - oh and the funniest experiences to lighten the mood
Ford_Prefect "I reject your reality and substitute my own!"Apocalypse 2006 REPRESENT! Posted Dec 31, 2004
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
thats a good one
not that i know of... except one, Zach and this one chick... theyre kindof up tight around eachother... but theyre... "firends"?
cheers
ford
How to dump someone and how not to - oh and the funniest experiences to lighten the mood
Kat - From H2G2 Posted Dec 31, 2004
Am I seriously the only person who has done it? Although then again the only reason I got chucked is because she is uptight about responsibility and the fact that piano comes before anything else...so I still fool around with her and am really good friends...she just doesn't talk to me often.
Reckon that's wrong? Should you be able to fool around with exes?
How to dump someone and how not to - oh and the funniest experiences to lighten the mood
icecoldalex Posted Dec 31, 2004
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Ditto for me too.
How to dump someone and how not to - oh and the funniest experiences to lighten the mood
Ged42 Posted Dec 31, 2004
In my experience, when a girl says; "i'd rather we were just friends."
She actually means, "Stay the f**k out of my life and f**k off back to whatever abyss you crawled out of." Or words to that effect.
How to dump someone and how not to - oh and the funniest experiences to lighten the mood
Kat - From H2G2 Posted Dec 31, 2004
Maybe she shouldn't have chucked me then...maybe it's just a psychological chucking for her...oh dear I don't like girls, they're confusing.
How to dump someone and how not to - oh and the funniest experiences to lighten the mood
Mrs Zen Posted Dec 31, 2004
I have just had an email reminding me that Sat is 'only 19' and suggesting I give her an even break.
So here you are Saturnine - one even break - 
- don't use it all at once. Shame that your primary insult is still to assume that people who pay you the courtesy of assuming that you mean what you say are stupid. No change there, then. (Note to self - never believe anything Saturnine writes, she is obviously joking. Of course.) Also a shame that you still cannot be arsed to work out who it is that you are insulting. (Reminder to self - Sat has a sense of humour). Let's hope you enjoy the joke in the fact that we have met.
On the subject of remaining friends with exes. Another email in the lot which arrived this evening was from my ex, friendly, wise, helpful, kind, concerned, funny. It took us both a lot to get back to being on those terms, but it was worth it. It takes discipline, determination, and a respect for them, what you shared, and lot of self-resepct to achieve it though.
B
How to dump someone and how not to - oh and the funniest experiences to lighten the mood
Saturnine Posted Dec 31, 2004
Ah, it's BEN. So what crawled up your butt to make you dislike me so, and to cause you to have this rampant need to flame? I would be "hurt" but lets face it, that would just be silly.
(By the way, people age, I'm well into being 20 now)
How to dump someone and how not to - oh and the funniest experiences to lighten the mood
Mrs Zen Posted Dec 31, 2004
Ach, Sat, it would just be downright malicious of me to explain in detail what it is, apart from your absolutely consistent arrogance, that makes me feel like a bowl of petunias whenever you turn up.
Besides which, I've given you that even break, remember? I live in hope that the bowl of petunias will be wrong this time.
It is good to see you in such bouncy form, though.
B
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- 125: Ford_Prefect "I reject your reality and substitute my own!"Apocalypse 2006 REPRESENT! (Dec 31, 2004)
- 126: Mu Beta (Dec 31, 2004)
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- 132: Kat - From H2G2 (Dec 31, 2004)
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- 137: Kat - From H2G2 (Dec 31, 2004)
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