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Post 21

DA ; Simply Vicky: Don't get pithy with me!

I heard about what happened once, when an old lady rang Crimewatch to say that she knew who the criminal was, she'd seen the name of his drivers' licence when he took his wallet out to pay for the drinks... (He was the actor in a re-enactment, and a detective playing the part!smiley - laugh)


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Post 22

DA ; Simply Vicky: Don't get pithy with me!

Tee hee... Knockers! smiley - laughsmiley - rofl


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Post 23

HarpoNotMarx (((2*1)^6)-6-(2*8)=42

Slurp


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Post 24

Baconlefeets

Prestige nursing, first floor, leo...not long til my birthday, where i should go for it...


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Post 25

The Groob

Has Steven Hawking received a knighthood? Anyone know?


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Post 26

Baconlefeets

Don't think so, I've got popcorn in my teeth


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Post 27

DA ; Simply Vicky: Don't get pithy with me!

The tape player can sense the aura from the video we just watched.


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Post 28

Fathom


Huh?

F


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Post 29

Baconlefeets

18%


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Post 30

The Groob

Oi! Non sequiturs thread that way ----------->


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Post 31

Noggin the Nog

Follow that.


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Post 32

Baconlefeets

It was a random thought though


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Post 33

WhiteShirtTie

Multiple personality Disorder is completly different to schizophrenia, which is -

Any of several psychotic disorders characterized by distortions of reality and disturbances of thought and language and withdrawal from social contact.

Sorry to break the mood, I can never let that one slide:P


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Post 34

The Groob

I wasn't criticising footbacon, I was having a giggle. I shall type the first thing that comes into my head now:

Er
Um

William Hague.



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Post 35

The Groob

smiley - online2long even


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Post 36

The Groob

Now that's one for the 'Facts of Life' thread: if you preview a message there will be no errors but if you immediately post there will be a blatant error.


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Post 37

The Groob

Why do people say 'there there' when reassuring a hurt child? Why not 'down the road, down the road'?

And why do they say 'now now' when trying to stop a quarrel?

The next time there's a quarrel I'm gonna say "2.35, 2.35".


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Post 38

Ryochan

So why do we all find this amusing? And why can't I see my socks?

AH! There's a bag eating my leg! GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!


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Post 39

Pinky

I'd love to help but a bag of what ??


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Post 40

The Groob

Extreme weather events are called 'acts of god'. They should really be called 'acts of the devil' because they are evil and result in death.


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