h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*giggles*

This thread is funny, if you read it while under the influence of a general anaesthetic and painkillers..

sowwwy..

It's even funnier without medication.


... although I may try it with, just to compare.

It is?


I will have to check it out again, tomorrow..

Hold on a moment ..... I don't think there's that much in it worth reading, so why are we going to alter our consciousness to re-read it then.


Nah!! snot wurffit.

See!!

Toldya I wuz still under the influence!! *giggles*

Make up your mind will you - I thought you were under the Influenza.

No!

Keep up !

That is hubby's Man Flu! He's passed it over to me *sniff*

Well share and share alike I always say .... *passes the hankies* ... did you check if you kept in the 'in sickness and in health' clause.

Just a thought .... but you could maybe, you know, get yourself a good lawyer.

Hang on!

















*rummages through the shoe boxes*



















1. Money

2. House

3. Central Heating

4. [undisclosed] See subsection II Paragraph (b)

5. [undisclosed] See subsection IV Paragraph (d)

6. [undisclosed] - (do you want everyone to know your bedrooms secrets?)






*looks further*


Nope.. nothing about the sickness, health, type thingy

OOOooooo - you wuz stitched up.

... and I think you are beyond help on this one, if it isn't in the shoe box I don't know where it'll be.

Did you try that big brown envelope.

Which one

The big brown envelope that is addressed to you at the house before the house before you live in now, you know the one .... with the papers in it .... it might be in there.


I've forgotten what it is we're looking for.

You know!

I'd forgotten I lived in a house before we moved into this house.. because I've been here so long


Now, I can't remember what we are looking for either..

Well, we'll probably find it when we stop looking for it.

Are you talking about the brown envelope that never arrived or the one with the exam papers inside?

I have at least 6 BIG brown envelopes..

Perhaps they didn't all have exam papers in them.

Perhaps some of them had documents in

and other papers besides