h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

remove it. Did he have to chop it's head off

nah, just flipping well milk the bloody yak, stupid otter

Easier said than done: this was a bull yak erm.....

-intrude by name but bl**dy rude by nature. This was

a "fruitless task". When Otter realised, he quickly shouted out, "...

come on Q, no milk today!" The sky cleared and

Sir Q and Ivory Otter are currently on summer holiday.

Otter turned to Sir Q and said "Balmy weather and

the milk would have turned sour anyway, so we'd better

head back the way we came, old chap, and decide

whether to pastuirize it or uht it in the future


the yak ? or the milk?

200 miles away, Q's sister, Lady Gwendoline was embroidering.

"Refreshments are available in the foyer." Chapter 2 follows shortly.

Lady Gwendoline's design showed Otter & Q on their quest

As we zoom into the embroidery we see our travellers

entering the dappled shade of Forest of Dreams, where the

trees provide dappled shade over the Dingley-Dell, located in

the Dickens Novel, Pickwick Papers where they were playing cricket.

in true Alice-in-Wonderland fashion, 2 puce flamingoes for

silly mid-off, one goat for bowling a maiden over