h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

also beautiful waterfalls and incredibly high snowcapped peaks glistening brightly.

How lovely, said Otter. What now?, said Sir Q brightly

"Lets make camp at this cavemouth and make a fire."

from within the cave came the snarl of wild animals

"Stoats" said Otter, "I'm starving, let's cook some ASDA food."

Stoats? excalimed Sir Q. Sound like wild bears to me.

"I'm an Otter! I know stoats! Pass me the noodles."

wild brown bears are lured by the smell of noodles

"except these wild bear repellosmell noodles, pass the soy sauce"

Sir Q hadn't know Otter was such a good cook

"Open the vino Q" He removed the cork and poured.

a very rare vintage, declared sir Q. trust ASDA's best

"My palate says,third aisle, second shelf down, Icelandic Chardonnay?"

right first time, my good otter, well done my friend

After a good repast, our chums settled for a nap. zzzzzz

suddenly, all at once, a ship appeared on the horizon.

a heard of the perviously thought extinct pirate dodos attack...

the loud sqwawks and clacking of beaks woke our chums.

"Well this is nice" Sir Q exclaimed happily, "I know