h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yeah, she has a way wit woids. (sic)

>> ..tempting you with all manner of wonders to absorb.. <<


~jwf~

I suggest...rubbing the belly....shouting loud...oh god..oh god...oh...almighty god....what a splendid god I am...telling everybody how humble they have to be!

Hitherto, I'd always thought of the shortcuts in Ikea as akin to wormholes through hyperspace. From now on I shall associate them with peritonitis: holes in the intestines which lead to a major portion of the colon being cut out.

The description how to build the thing...is very hermetical!

Jesus and Mo again giving away secrets:

http://www.jesusandmo.net/2009/09/17/dust/

Jumping back a few days into the conversatoin about science and research and the stupid way research grants are onlny given if you can tell them the results before you do the work.

Richard Feynman said: "Science is like sex: sometimes something useful come out, but that is not the reason we are doing it"

This is really creepy! Not to mention unhealthy.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentis...7/st-therese-relics-wormwood-scrubs

peace
~jwf~

Edwardo:

I have to point out some error (perhaps only of omission) in your definition of peritonitis.

>> peritonitis: holes in the intestines which lead to a major portion of the colon being cut out. <<

In the most general terms I can almost accept your diagnosis but your prognosis sucks. Both need clarification.

Peritonitis is most often the result of a burst appendix, although other, less common ruptures or punctures in the intestinal wall can also result in leakage from the bowel tract. The exposure of soft internal organs to the stuff in the bowel causes immediate internal toxification (often fatal) and long term infection if you survive the initial onset.

It can usually be remedied by removing the burst tissue, closing with a few stitches and following with a good antiseptic cleansing of the abdominal cavities, bed-rest and a short regimen of antibiotics.

You may have been thinking of colitis (also called colonitis) but even that does not necessarily require the extreme prescription of colectomy.


~jwf~

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'kin pedant.

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Gif

Apparently bits of Ste. Therese have orbited the earth. Which is nice.

they just started to understand hysteria at that time...poor girl!

A History Of Christianity: The First Three Thousand Years.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2009/sep/19/history-christianity-diarmaid-mccullouch

Note the reviewer.

Lots of interesting nuggets there. 'The Islamic Republic of Central America'. Wow!

religious history(not written by "believers" but scientifically historical based!)..is such an hilarious eye opener about,political power structures&brainwashing clergy bureaucracy doctrines and delusion.

I don't know anything about the author. Is he a believer?


I'm a believer. I couldn't leave her if I tried.
And then I saw her face...

it´s never too late to discover the nose hairs of the lover!
love is when the bubble burst..not the pearl sits on the cloud.

I embrace reality with big spoons...!

Hi Ed,

Your wilful Islamicisation of the Monkees classic reminds me of the way we used to sing a well-known carol in church:

Mary was that mother mild
J**** C*****! Look at her child

(Asterisks for the benefit of overzealous mods)

Gif

>> I embrace reality with big spoons...! <<

Is that like a gynecologist or an obstetrician?
Or a salad maker?


~jwf~

Or just someone with a serious coke habit?

Is it possible to have a half-hearted coke habit, I wonder?