h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

They used to give out warnings to smokers who had more than 5 a day.

Is 5 the magic number?????




Hello EV just take a pew

I thought 3 was the magic number? Or am I the only person who ever watches BBC Three?

Nothing constructive has really resulted from this conversation, EV. For the first few posts, people tried to help, but then realised the comedy quotient of B's situation, and milked it for all it was worth.

Yes, shouldn't we get back to the original subject


How to wind up B further.........

.....the key was here before....were's it gone?


who's got the key for winding B up???

Think you'll find Odo's guarding it very closely...

No, no, she said she would leave it behind.

It was supposed to be on the monitor on his desk.

She was going the stick there with..................


...............Blu-tac...............BLUEY GET BACK HERE!!!!

Winding up B, well there are plenty of things in his journal that he really ought not to have said.

Hang on a mo, and I'll go look for a good one

So, what can we deduce about the blu-tak, Watson?

I don't think we should be too hard on B. After all, if he wasn't so amazingly corrupt and open to bribes, my team would never have won the quiz at the last London meet.

Well I would think that the said blu-tac has absconded with this 'ere key.

And that B will definately wind down before the end of Saturday!!

Corrupt and, frankly, odd. I refer you to the circumstances that caused this thread in the first place.

I'm not being hard on B. He really is his own worst enemy with some of the stuff he posts, and he also is a great provider of entertainment so I love him dearly.


Oh, and I think this could do with another airing... F90026?thread=213638

I was hoping you wouldn't bring that up again...

Goodnight

Sleep well

s upstairs quickly....before they can call her back!!!!

once master b has removed the said blue tak from his navel. wher does he plan on inserting it next? oh god i shudder to think

You're a bit behind the times, Zyrak. The blu-tak has now taken up with Footbacon's paperclip, although whether that was a one-night stand after a drunken binge, or could develop into a long-term relationship, remains to be seen.

Honestly, you couldn't make this sh!t up...except we seem to be doing so!

well reedyfredy im having a spot of bother reading the thread, reasons for witch i wont go in to,

so the blu tak and paper-clip are now hanging out together?
It would seem to be a one night stand, as the blu tak has a reputation of not sticking around for very long. master b can vouch for that.

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Health update:- Don't eat diet polos
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The only way 5 packets of Polos ha s a lxative effect is if you eat the diet version. Eating normal POlo's doesn't have nutrasweet in them and are therefore not as diahorretic (sp) as diet versions