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Pulling Other Researchers

Post 1

Mu Beta

This is a bad idea.

However, [name removed for decency purposes] and I seem to be getting on like a house on fire.smiley - smiley

I appear to be the latest installment in her masterplan to win herself a 'Hootoo Slappers' badge. Any community artists want to design me one?

B


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Uncle Heavy [sic]

oooh oooh oooh who?

incidentally, i recomend the above practices smiley - winkeye


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Post 3

GreyDesk

smiley - bigeyes


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Post 4

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

*eagerly awaiting suggestions for/on tecfhneque for this dangerous? persuit smiley - bigeyessmiley - laugh Will we ifnd out who? smiley - grovel


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Mu Beta

Now I did promise her I wouldn't mention it on hootoo. Not least because it will make at least two other Researchers somewhat unhappy.

*tries to think of subtle clue*

She's just started at the University I finished at earlier this summer. Answers can be found on Personal Spaces.

B


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Post 6

Abi

Can you email me the gossip? Oh go on, I won't tell anyone... honestly. smiley - angel


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Mu Beta

Hmmm...go on then. I don't think I've got your email address anywhere on file, though, so you'll have to mail me first.

B


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Post 8

GreyDesk

Forward it on to me when you've finished will you, Abi?


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Post 9

Mu Beta

Honestly, I am just the worst keeper of secrets in the world. She's going to kill me, you know.

B


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Post 10

Abi

Rubbish, you put up with terrible pressure and extreme torture!

I have sent it to the email address in your preferences.


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Post 11

Mu Beta

Reply being composed smiley - smiley

B


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Post 12

Abi

smiley - wow! You are a star and I am a gossip monger!


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Post 13

Mu Beta

To repeat the last line of my email to Abi:

"I'm in serious c**p now"

B


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Post 14

GreyDesk

Sod the last line, what did the rest of it say?


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Post 15

Abi

You can blame me. She can come and moan at me if she wants... I promise not to tell anyone else.


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Post 16

Mu Beta

Not likely, sir. You can get your kicks elsewhere. I'm more of a gentleman than that.

*slaps GreyDesk twice round the face with a suede glove; falls down in dead faint*

B


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Abi

Actually Master B I think what is going to get you into the most trouble is the line

'You wnat to come to Brum, mate - they're all well up for it.'


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Post 18

Mu Beta

That is based on general observation, though.

Hang on, that was a different thread. Are you stalking me, or something?

B


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Post 19

GreyDesk

* rereads thread *

Ah-ha smiley - eureka


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Post 20

Mu Beta

Oh dear...

It seems you can't keep an experienced H2IQer down for long.

B


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