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Post 41

Mu Beta

Too much effort - it'll probably make a good excuse for a break-up anyway ("only joking, darling")

Besides, she's a self-confessed slapper. What else do you expect from a girl who is pulling random men every night during Freshers but still spending her daytimes with me? smiley - bigeyes

B


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Post 42

GreyDesk

I wouldn't wish to comment on the morals of a young lady who I barely know.

BTW Unc and I are absolutely on the button with our 'guess' aren't we?


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Post 43

Mu Beta

Not at all.

B


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Post 44

GreyDesk

Fair enough smiley - smiley


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Post 45

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Passion, intrigue and cucumber sandwiches


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Post 46

GreyDesk

...and someone telling fibs as well smiley - winkeye


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Post 47

Mu Beta

Not at all. I don't know where you get these ideas from.

*Desperately tries to think of someone else at Brum*

Orcus! Yes, that's it! I'm sleeping with Orcus!

I know he's an overweight Chemist Post-Doc with a girlfriend - but to me, that's just cute.

B


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Post 48

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Hmm, curiouser and curiouser. smiley - erm onwards and upwards me thinks smiley - huh accusations, peanuts and brassieres has teh world always been against me like it has today, but did I just fail to notice this before smiley - ermsmiley - headhurts


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Post 49

GreyDesk

Lighthousegirl is also in Brum if that makes things any easier for you smiley - ok


True, she'll kebab your nether regions if you cast any false aspertions in her direction.


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Post 50

Mu Beta

And how would you know, pray?

B


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Post 51

GreyDesk

I know she is in Birmingham because I'm going out with her.

I know she'd kebab your bits because, well, the same reason actually smiley - smiley


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Post 52

Mu Beta

So claiming I was sleeping with her would not be wholly successful then? (or would at least result in you kebabbing my bitssmiley - smiley)

No, I'll stick to my confession; I am in fact sleeping with Orcus.

B


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Post 53

GreyDesk

Fair enough smiley - ok

Do you think he should be warned of this fact? smiley - bigeyes


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Post 54

Uncle Heavy [sic]

we win smiley - tongueout

your in auspicious company, by the way smiley - winkeye

but not me, before you ask smiley - tongueout


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Post 55

GreyDesk

* looks around in confusion *

Who's auspicious around here then?


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Post 56

Uncle Heavy [sic]

master b, as he takes his place in her list of contacts


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Post 57

GreyDesk

Oh yes.... smiley - biggrin


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Post 58

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Who's list of contacts smiley - ermsmiley - headhurts *struggling to keep up with conversation as per normal smiley - sadfacesmiley - erm Perhaps I should have been a estate.


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Post 59

Uncle Heavy [sic]

a certain member of the site. i cant name her. unless master b doesnt mind.


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Post 60

GreyDesk

Well he's claiming her name is Orcus. But that just can't be right smiley - huh


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