h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Perhaps we should tell him to contact the B.B.C. for help



















































That is the Belly Button Cleaners of course

Personally I think he should go to A&E just to give the Nurses a good laugh, they deserve it after all!

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Only on h2g2 could this sort of conversation happen!

And of course it would have to be B!

Thank you! Everyone in my office now thinks I'm a raving nutter for sitting there, supposedly working and giggling insanely to myself for ten minutes!

*wipes tears from eyes* tries to get up from the floor and collapses again!!

Oh! B....it always happens to the quiet ones




Have you tried an ice cube in a plastic bag???

Get an attractive beauty therapist to apply wax and remove the offending hairs then relax wit ha soothing massage.

And then keep an ice pack handy for when Odo clouts you!

this thread explains a few things else where on site



tell us if you ever get it rwemoved, or if it develops a conciousness of its own.

B, thank you so much for making my day. This is the funniest question I have seen on here in a while. I will never look at blu-tak the same way again.

just when ive thought ive heard just about everything, i must lead a sheltered life its certainly made my day

I'd just like to say thank you for all the concern you've shown me...

Don't Panic, I'm sure B will get me out soon... In the meantime, could someone send me a torch! It's a bit dark & scary in here

It's out!

A combination of gritted teeth, ice and washing-up liquid was responsible.

Well, that's one experiment I won't be repeating in a hurry.

B

You do realise the Small Piece of Blu-tac has got its own Fan Club now!

and where is the blu tak now....?

Honestly! I've been here nearly two years and don't get a fan club (not that I want one, mind you). Something inanimate gets stuck on me and gets one straight off. It's just not fair.

**frankly amazed that no-ones made reference to super-intelligent shades of the colour blue yet**

B

Give it time B

Thats it! Use me! Abuse me and then cast me aside!

And now you've the nerve to be jealous just because I'm better looking than you!


Hmmmmphhh!

Ladies, don't go anywhere near him!



















Especially not the navel anyway!

Hmmphh! And now he's logged out!




Men!

**flounces off into the distance**

I had nothing to do with this I hasten to add!!! I didn't arrive in Swansea until well after the event!!!

The offending blue tac is now sitting on top of the computer screen!

He has assuered me that it's been washed!

Oh, btw lil, I'm not sure that anyone on hootoo would ever describe B as 'quiet'.