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Where are all the ducks gone!!!
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jan 30, 2004
my misteak... wasn't the ducks... was a seagull on the building opposite 
Where are all the ducks gone!!!
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jan 30, 2004
I tunked it might be a duck in disguise...
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F F Churchton Posted Jan 30, 2004
If ducks could turn into Pigeons it might explain alot, and vice versa!!!
Where are all the ducks gone!!!
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jan 30, 2004
Sure would 
or squirrils... they could turn to squirrels... 
Where are all the ducks gone!!!
F F Churchton Posted Jan 30, 2004
That would explain why all the greys are wipping out the reds!!!
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Baconlefeets Posted Jan 30, 2004
I thought the'r might of been a sensible conversation in here
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F F Churchton Posted Jan 30, 2004
Is there a serious conversation anywhere, if there is it's got no place on h2g2!!!
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Baconlefeets Posted Jan 30, 2004
I thought that Cancel was a pretty serious thread, after all, who can laugh at religion....
btw, theres a duck under my bathroom sink
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jan 30, 2004
You have a sink in your bathroom my sink is in teh kitchen... I have a basin in the bathroom 
I've a monkey under my bath.
Where are all the ducks gone!!!
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jan 30, 2004
A monkey wrench... and a few screwdrivers, a bowl thing, some resin stuff, a few tiles, some dust, a pair of gloves... I hope he remembers to remove it before he puts the side on the bath... and I hope the ducks don't sneak in and hide under the bth... like they did last time...
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Baconlefeets Posted Jan 30, 2004
i bet your bathroom smelt rotten when duckies were in there, Could you get to feed them?
Where are all the ducks gone!!!
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jan 30, 2004
Yes, it did smell a bit, though I used to feed them with Camenbert, which had the added benifit of eoderising the room, whilst symultainiously feeding them.... last I saw they were flying off over towards the general direction of France...
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pdante' Posted Jan 30, 2004
The ducks are all working hard in Vernon Ward's Studio "if he does anything,he does ducks"(Pete and Dud)
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Florida Sailor All is well with the world Posted Jan 30, 2004
The truth is the Ducks are well organized and they have a designated Duck lookout at all times.
When the Duck lookout sees someone about to look in the Duck's direction the lookout shouts DUCK!
And they do...
That's why you can't see the pretty little duckies.
If it ain't true it ought to be. 
F 
S
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jan 30, 2004
I think all things that ain't true, but should be, should be made true, so they would be true, and then they'd be true. Oh, Oh Oh NO! 
I'm the Quees Of Sheba!
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Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday Posted Jan 31, 2004
There's a road sign to warn motorists of ducks crossing not far from me & Croz 
- roughly half way between us & there's lots of ducks around here.
Maybe even more in Staffordshire where you hear m'duck every 5 minutes 
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dasilva Posted Jan 31, 2004
Except in Hanley park - the students have eaten them all
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F F Churchton Posted Feb 2, 2004
But thats what they want you to think???
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