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Where are all the ducks gone!!!
dasilva Posted Feb 2, 2004
More than a few were arrested whilst I was there 
Where are all the ducks gone!!!
dasilva Posted Feb 2, 2004
Wild birds are protected species, you can't just kill and eat them because you say you're grant's run out 
Where are all the ducks gone!!!
F F Churchton Posted Feb 2, 2004
Yeah but it's survival of the fitest, do the government arrest foxes when they kill rabbits!!!
Where are all the ducks gone!!!
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Feb 2, 2004
f or t oo m any y ears n ow h umans h ave n ot b een t reating b irds a nd d ucks i n p articular a s w e s hould, t hey s hould b e o ur e quils, w ith e quil r ights, e. g., v oting, u nemployment b enifit, p ensions e tc 
Where are all the ducks gone!!!
Mu Beta Posted Feb 2, 2004
2legs. Take your beer off the spacebar, there's a good chap. 
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Feb 3, 2004
that was awkward to read 
Oh dear... 
I think Toto Moto is leading the ducks to th epromised land...
Where are all the ducks gone!!!
F F Churchton Posted Feb 3, 2004
I'll translate for those of you who like the English language in all it's splender:
"for too many years now humans have not been treating birds and ducks in particular as we should, they should be our equals, with equal rights, e.g., voting, unemployment benifit, pensions etc."
Where are all the ducks gone!!!
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Feb 3, 2004
Hey, thats what I typed... so how come it didn't come out like that 
Equil rights for ducks!
Where are all the ducks gone!!!
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Feb 3, 2004
I've found theem! 
I've found them!!!!!!! I've found the ducks!!!!!!
They are all in Ducksbridge!
Where are all the ducks gone!!!
happyhappygirl Posted Feb 3, 2004
You spell benefit with an e not an i. Maybe a little more care taken when posting message i.e. reading what you have written would be useful. I know four ducks personally, The boy is called Francis. Have you ever tried to catch them with your bare hands? Not an easy job.
They don't migrate either, but they do have a lovely warm duck house.
Where are all the ducks gone!!!
F F Churchton Posted Feb 4, 2004
They all live in a big shoe outside New Barkingham occording to the old wise geezer in the "duck and borough"!!!
Where are all the ducks gone!!!
IctoanAWEWawi Posted Feb 4, 2004
My mate Jacob has some special ducks. they are all a sort of off-white colour. Very popular you know, everyone mentions how much they love Jacob's Cream Quackers.
Where are all the ducks gone!!!
F F Churchton Posted Feb 4, 2004
*hit's head against wall after reading that awful pun*!!!
Where are all the ducks gone!!!
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Feb 4, 2004
Don't they all go off in their religious commune? Well, you know, the quackers...
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Where are all the ducks gone!!!
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