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Post 1001

The Groob

Elvis Costello's real name is Elvis McManus McPresley.


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Post 1002

redpeckhamthegreatpompomwithnobson

Yes I too thought it twere Spain


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Post 1003

clzoomer- a bit woobly

According to the Beeb and Cranfield university, it's Vieux Boulogne:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/beds/bucks/herts/4044703.stm


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Post 1004

Gnomon - time to move on

Actually, it's Declan Patrick McManus.


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Post 1005

Edward the Bonobo - Gone.

Very possibly. But a friend's dad used to get it from the family village, near Naples. I shudder tom think what his hand luggage must have smelled like.

(Conversation allegedly overheard on a Dublin bus by another friend who used to live there:
'Where are yis going for your holidays'
'Italy'
'Italy? Where's that?'
'I think it's in Spain.')


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Post 1006

clzoomer- a bit woobly

(The smelliest I mean, not the most maggoty!) smiley - smiley


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Post 1007

Edward the Bonobo - Gone.

What? Elvis Costello is the world's smelliest chese?


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Post 1008

redpeckhamthegreatpompomwithnobson

how can you measure the smell of something?


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Post 1009

Gnomon - time to move on

Actual conversation in Southern States of America:

Where're y'all from?
- I'm from Ireland.
Is that out of state?
- Yes, it's in Europe.
Did you drive all the way from there to here?
- No, there's an ocean in the way.
Oh.


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Post 1010

BigAl Patron Saint of Left Handers Keeper of the Glowing Pickle and Monobrows

One way is to collect the smell, put it into a gas chromatograph and measure the area of the peak on the chart trace.

smiley - biggrin


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Post 1011

BigAl Patron Saint of Left Handers Keeper of the Glowing Pickle and Monobrows

Over hear in the works canteen once (Conversation between an English chap and a Canadian)

English man: "That's absolute rubbish; the trouble with you Americans is that....."


Canadian: "Don't talk such absolute *&£$. The troublwee with you bsmiley - bleep Europeans is....."

English man" "I'm bot bsmiley - bleep European, I'm bsmiley - bleep English".

smiley - biggrin


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Post 1012

DA ; Simply Vicky: Don't get pithy with me!

smiley - bookmarking


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Post 1013

BigAl Patron Saint of Left Handers Keeper of the Glowing Pickle and Monobrows

Also, I had a colleague once who reported that his grandmother had a friend whose daughter had been to London! (He was commenting on how parochial many of the people are who live in our area.

smiley - biggrin


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Post 1014

Gnomon - time to move on

Where's "our area"? Is is somewhere in England?


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Post 1015

BigAl Patron Saint of Left Handers Keeper of the Glowing Pickle and Monobrows

Yes. The West Country.

smiley - biggrin


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Post 1016

Zubeneschamali

'Where are yis going for your holidays'

Someone in Dublin who uses 'yiz' as a second person plural pronoun is quite likely to use 'yizzer' as the possessive form. It's not universal, but it's fairly common.

Actual sample:

'Would yiz like any black pepper or parmesan cheese on yizzer pizza?'

smiley - tongueout
Zube


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Post 1017

Gnomon - time to move on

Morphic resonance! I pointed out "yizzer" and "yizzerselves" on the Language and Linguistics thread 19 hours ago:

F19585?thread=508032?thread=&skip=375


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Post 1018

Zubeneschamali

'yizzerselves' is a new one on me, but a logical construction.

Since I'm not in Dublin, the second person plurals I hear are "ye" and "ye'r" (which rhymes with year). Now that I think about it, "ye'rselves" is also common, an analogue of "yizzerselves".

smiley - tongueout
Zube


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Post 1019

HonestIago

In Scouse (the Liverpudlian accent) the equivalent is yous and yus eg. 'Would yous like any parmesan on yus pizza'


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Post 1020

A Super Furry Animal

How "real" is "real"? I would venture to suggest that Declan Patrick McManus's *real* name is Elvis Costello.

RFsmiley - evilgrin


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