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Musashi Himura, the ronin returns, is happy to be back Posted Dec 15, 2004
thought we needed a change
when stranded at sea drink the blood of turtles it is nutricious and they are easy to catch
never dring the blood of a bird for survival
(and dogs blood does not tastte like humans blood dont ask how i know)
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Musashi Himura, the ronin returns, is happy to be back Posted Dec 15, 2004
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Edward the Bonobo - Gone. Posted Dec 16, 2004
...but never eat the liver of a turtle. It contains a toxic level of vitamin A. Same for polar bears.
(Wait a minute...isn't this *useful* info? Like, if you're a castaway or an Inuit?)
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Musashi Himura, the ronin returns, is happy to be back Posted Dec 16, 2004
nah they dont have the internet (being cast-away and all) so they cant acess it besides....
i shall name you bono the edwardobo
because im...i dunno...irritatitn
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Edward the Bonobo - Gone. Posted Dec 16, 2004
Wellll....it has a certain ring to it. The only downside is a possible association with the most overrated band of all time.
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Gnomon - time to move on Posted Dec 16, 2004
My wife's friend is a friend of Bono's wife.
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Musashi Himura, the ronin returns, is happy to be back Posted Dec 16, 2004
yeah well my brothers friends aunties nana is a freidns of the pope 
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The Groob Posted Dec 16, 2004
Alexei Sayle's real name is Alexei Sayle.
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Edward the Bonobo - Gone. Posted Dec 16, 2004
I knew that about the great Alexei.
My ex-childminder is the sister of a famous peer.
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Musashi Himura, the ronin returns, is happy to be back Posted Dec 16, 2004
blackpool?
goddamnit im on a roll with terrible puns today
but seriously.
whom whom whom
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The Groob Posted Dec 16, 2004
In my teens I hated the pop group Matt Bianc. So I phoned Saturday Superstore and told them what I thought of them.
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Musashi Himura, the ronin returns, is happy to be back Posted Dec 16, 2004
that wasnt you spinksy
on the tv show?
when the guy said that band was crap?
was it?
i dont know what im talking about
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Edward the Bonobo - Gone. Posted Dec 16, 2004
'I grew up in a communist household. On the wall we had a picture of Uncle Joe Stalin scoring the winning goal for Liverpool in the FA cup. One of the best re-touching jobs the KGB ever did!'
'John-Paul Sartre? One of the best centre forwards West 'Am ever 'ad! Talk about dead ball situation? Fahkin' 'ell! 'E could prove the bleeder didn't exist!'
'John-Paul Sartre? We f***in' 'ated 'im dahn our way. 'E kne f*** all about the Ford Cortina. 'Ere! Didn't you kill my brother?'
etc.
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The Groob Posted Dec 16, 2004
No, it wasn't me. I heard it was the actor Sean Bean. And Les Ferdinand has claimed his gang vandalised the Blue Peter garden.
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Musashi Himura, the ronin returns, is happy to be back Posted Dec 16, 2004
but i got it right (like the tv show an band and stuff i dont think i was born
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DA ; Simply Vicky: Don't get pithy with me! Posted Dec 17, 2004
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redpeckhamthegreatpompomwithnobson Posted Dec 17, 2004
pre christmas nervosa affects the majority of western populations
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Baron Grim Posted Dec 22, 2004
The abreviation of Christmas to 'Xmas' goes back to early Greek scholars and scribes. The first letter in the Greek word for Christ is Chi - Χ.
There's nothing secular about it.
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- 1041: Musashi Himura, the ronin returns, is happy to be back (Dec 15, 2004)
- 1042: Musashi Himura, the ronin returns, is happy to be back (Dec 15, 2004)
- 1043: Edward the Bonobo - Gone. (Dec 16, 2004)
- 1044: Musashi Himura, the ronin returns, is happy to be back (Dec 16, 2004)
- 1045: Edward the Bonobo - Gone. (Dec 16, 2004)
- 1046: Gnomon - time to move on (Dec 16, 2004)
- 1047: Musashi Himura, the ronin returns, is happy to be back (Dec 16, 2004)
- 1048: The Groob (Dec 16, 2004)
- 1049: Edward the Bonobo - Gone. (Dec 16, 2004)
- 1050: Musashi Himura, the ronin returns, is happy to be back (Dec 16, 2004)
- 1051: The Groob (Dec 16, 2004)
- 1052: Musashi Himura, the ronin returns, is happy to be back (Dec 16, 2004)
- 1053: Edward the Bonobo - Gone. (Dec 16, 2004)
- 1054: Edward the Bonobo - Gone. (Dec 16, 2004)
- 1055: The Groob (Dec 16, 2004)
- 1056: Musashi Himura, the ronin returns, is happy to be back (Dec 16, 2004)
- 1057: DA ; Simply Vicky: Don't get pithy with me! (Dec 17, 2004)
- 1058: redpeckhamthegreatpompomwithnobson (Dec 17, 2004)
- 1059: Baron Grim (Dec 22, 2004)
- 1060: Baron Grim (Dec 22, 2004)
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