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You can find lots of moderation by visiting this thread.

Just someone on premod. If it's who I think it is, it'll be cleared shortly.

OK, back to the movie then - Blues Brothers 2000, it´s nearly as sane as hootoo.

First one was better.

In the original film, the Soul Food Cafe (actually Nate's Deli) where Aretha Franklin sang is now a parking lot.

Shame on them.

>>The average age of a human at birth is 0.<<

Only for some of us.
In China it's considered to be 1

China only represents 1/6th of the world's population, well below the average.

'You can find lots of moderation by visiting this thread.'

Is everyone tea total here then?

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Hmm. Pedantry postponed.

DT, nobody here hash an allohol propplem.

Well you're not really drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on PCd

Do you live in a country where "Dinner for One" is New Year´s Eve on TV tradition?

in certain parts of the world this is considered a joke

<<How 8 ate 7 through the Boeing-Airbus (or Airbus-Boeing) rivalry:

Adding ten to a letter&#39;s alphabetical position is often done to give the letter a value in place numeration schemes. If you add ten 887 times to the letter-positions of AIRBUS, you get 8871 8879 8888 8872 8891 8889, which factors with a model made by Boeing prominent, 17041*8770777*5935849819777.>>

My favorite composer is John Williams.

My favourite decomposer is John Innes

1984?

Sorry, that was about that post being on autoyikes.

Two weeks now! That's a week per joke and counting

The popular rock and roll disc jockey who revels in the name of fatboy slim, is not actually called Norman Cook. He was christened Quentin Leo Cook.

Ronald Reagan broke the air traffic controllers union
they ended up naming an airport after the man.