h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Real lemon barley is gorgeous!

Useless fact - I used to *live* on Irn Bru, until someone pointed out that it tastes like chewing gum and gives you bad breath. Never touched a drop since.

aye... it's 'boggin'....

pure mingin', so it is.

Philistines!

totally boufin!

Tut Tut

It's "Bowfin'" as in to go "gowfin'"

..i actually spelt it like that 1st time!!! i did!! it just lookeed too much like bow - fin..... ho-hum....
i send my self to the corner...

It'll gie ye the boak, so it will.

*Puts fingers in ears.*

La! La! La! Not listening!

Useless Fact

Irn Bru turns your kidneys bright orange.

"...people who regularly consum irn-brew have been shown to cause cancer in laboratory tests on rats."

source : Scottish initiative for safe and reliable facts.

Drinking Irn-Bru makes you better looking and causes members of the opposite (or same, depending on preference) gender to want to go to bed with you. It is also the only substance known to man which makes people able to vomit underwater.

The giant Pyramid of Khufu (completed in 2570BC) was the tallest man made structure on earth until the Eiffel Tower was erected in 1889.

The Eiffel Tower was made of girders which Irn-Bru had rejected as being too....... 'French'

The "My Teacher is an Alien" series was written by Bruce Coville.

i caught the bus to work today. it was a #40. i read a bit of the Metro while in transit.

Thought you said you were in a bus?

yeah... i DIDNT miss out an 'a'

Contrary to popular belief, the fuller (groove down the middle of the blade) on a sword is not to make blood flow out of a wound. It's actually to make the sword lighter.