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do you think he hakes us for being so dolphin of him?

he wandered in a being Bobbed for a BBO

White, let's not bait him anymore and he might return

Hake us? I should haddock a guess that might be so.

Why would wrasse be?

he might diph in or squid us in the towerse

whelk i think we are scraping the fish barrel now

I think we should kipper a civil tongue in our heads in case he's listenling

we don't want him to think we are anenome

Well I'll be bloater'd

send in the anenome in white!

I have a strange ealing that weir somewhere weavil bream before

Oh? What's that bassed on? I've bream thinking about it, and I smelt something fishy. I'll mullet over though. The rest of you, don't be koi, join in too. Don't worry about feeling oarfish, you're all dab hands. You won't flounder, honest.


Sorry, just tuna fat there.

Ahhh, you lot do a sole good

I had a bream last night that the whole world had gone fishy!

I moke up and it's not a bream, is it?

*Rides in on his Motorpike and side carp*

This thread is now totally trout of order, if you cod please return to the normal postings i'd feel less out of plaice.

Oh, we've got an angler for trouble here. Folk might come down on you like a tunny bricks. Anyway, I'm off to bed.


See you remora