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QOTD - How small does an animal have to be before it stops farting?

Post 21

Queeglesproggit - Keeper of the evil Thingite Avon Lady Army and Mary Poppins's bag of darkness..

drop bear? smiley - huh

Well bread isn't an animal smiley - tongueout, and the farts of which you speak are indeed yeast farts, and not methane farts. Tsk... people that come along and denegrate your important scientific topics with nonsense.. *shakes head*


QOTD - How small does an animal have to be before it stops farting?

Post 22

Queeglesproggit - Keeper of the evil Thingite Avon Lady Army and Mary Poppins's bag of darkness..

Hey, googled drop bears, clicked on the first likely candidate, and it's Mark Moxon smiley - biggrin


QOTD - How small does an animal have to be before it stops farting?

Post 23

chickadee (wheee!)

and yeast is a fungus ... i forgot about htat part. oopsie smiley - blush


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Post 24

daraline, keeper of unusual rats and deranged hamsters

news flash. rats DO fart. my littlest one, kanga, has done some mammoth farts (which darrensmiley - lovehas been blamed for until the source was tracked down). she absolutely reeks at times. oddly, it's usually after darrensmiley - lovehas fed her kebab...

xxsmiley - scientist


QOTD - How small does an animal have to be before it stops farting?

Post 25

Queeglesproggit - Keeper of the evil Thingite Avon Lady Army and Mary Poppins's bag of darkness..

smiley - wow
official confirmation of a rat farting smiley - ok

Thank you doctor daraline

Now, is there something smaller farting unnoticed? Small mice for instance? Hamsters perhaps? Get your noses to the cage people, and do your bit for science! (and me)

smiley - scientist

ps. did anybody track down that picture of a whale 'letting wind'?


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Post 26

IctoanAWEWawi

Queeglesproggit, so it is, Mark Moxon's web log from '96. Well owsabout that then?


QOTD - How small does an animal have to be before it stops farting?

Post 27

Queeglesproggit - Keeper of the evil Thingite Avon Lady Army and Mary Poppins's bag of darkness..

Yeah, spent the following day reading his adventure smiley - cool


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Post 28

abbi normal "Putting on the Ritz" with Dr Frankenstein

Fart alert
http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/28/33614.html

"What would happen if a blue whale broke wind?" smiley - laugh

Just when I thought I could not learn much more about farts.....


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Post 29

Wumbeevil

It would probably turn red and blame the dog

smiley - borg
smiley - spacesmiley - spacesmiley - spacesmiley - spacesmiley - spacesmiley - dog


QOTD - How small does an animal have to be before it stops farting?

Post 30

Wumbeevil

As for hamsters farting, who can forget the tragic Tales of the River Bank episode when Hammy treated Martha Mouse to a Dutch oven and she lit a match to see where the smell was coming from?


QOTD - How small does an animal have to be before it stops farting?

Post 31

Queeglesproggit - Keeper of the evil Thingite Avon Lady Army and Mary Poppins's bag of darkness..

no windy blue whale story, just summat about a farting dog being held by US airport security, alas


QOTD - How small does an animal have to be before it stops farting?

Post 32

QueenBronners - Ferret Fanatic

In the interest of Science I will feed my rat some kebab when I get in on Friday night to see if I can replicate the conditions of Daraline's farting rat. Any particular kebab combo or do you think a particular one would get him going?


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Post 33

MMF - Keeper of Mustelids, with added P.M.A., is now in a relationship.

see http://209.157.64.200/focus/f-news/963914/posts.

Interesting!!!!

smiley - musicalnote


QOTD - How small does an animal have to be before it stops farting?

Post 34

Queeglesproggit - Keeper of the evil Thingite Avon Lady Army and Mary Poppins's bag of darkness..

Coooooooool! An actual farting whale photo! smiley - cheers

Thank you Dr. Mad

Rather larger than your average bath 'bubble'

smiley - scientist


QOTD - How small does an animal have to be before it stops farting?

Post 35

MMF - Keeper of Mustelids, with added P.M.A., is now in a relationship.

More a Jacuzzi. Hope the water is warm!!!!!

smiley - musicalnote


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Post 36

Wumbeevil

Isn't that how dolphins herd smiley - fish into a tight group before eating them, and how killer whales propel themselves onto beaches to snatch seals and low budget sunworshippers?


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Post 37

Nbcdnzr, the dragon was slain, and there was much rejoicing

I don't recall where I heard this, but it seems termite farts account for a measurable proportion of greenhouse gasses. So it seems insects also fart. And quite a lot too. I wonder how they discovered it.


QOTD - How small does an animal have to be before it stops farting?

Post 38

Wumbeevil

The scientists probably spotted the termites staggering home with a dozen Guinness and a curry and guessed the rest.


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Post 39

abbi normal "Putting on the Ritz" with Dr Frankenstein

Air biscuit!smiley - laugh *a keyword on the whale fart link*


QOTD - How small does an animal have to be before it stops farting?

Post 40

Queeglesproggit - Keeper of the evil Thingite Avon Lady Army and Mary Poppins's bag of darkness..

I heard on the radio this morning, that there is a hamster smaller than a 50p piece.... I think I may contact the owners regarding his air biscuits...

smiley - scientist


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