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Northern Boy (lost somewhere in the great rhubarb triangle) <master of Freudian typos> Man or Badger? Posted Oct 31, 2003
day four went to ring bell but cat put his paw on it and it only mad a thunk noise.
Cat rang his own bell....I ate food.
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Baconlefeets Posted Oct 31, 2003
and you can have trolleys or baskets and baskets have those handles that say 'take me, take me'
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Northern Boy (lost somewhere in the great rhubarb triangle) <master of Freudian typos> Man or Badger? Posted Oct 31, 2003
but trolleys are chained "no you cannot take us you must cross our handle bars with silver"
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Baconlefeets Posted Oct 31, 2003
Have you ever flown on a trolley, they never go straight, they have a wobbly wheel, off to the right and you hit someone in the stomach, and they dropp all their shopping and then you've got shopping
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Northern Boy (lost somewhere in the great rhubarb triangle) <master of Freudian typos> Man or Badger? Posted Oct 31, 2003
and if you hit an old lady you've got hairnets and dog food
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Baconlefeets Posted Oct 31, 2003
certain age, about 80 i think. and when you get to 82 you have to tell people "I'M 82!!!!" yes? "I'M 82!!!!" and? "82!"
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Northern Boy (lost somewhere in the great rhubarb triangle) <master of Freudian typos> Man or Badger? Posted Oct 31, 2003
Got a gran coat on, got a cake on my head
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Baconlefeets Posted Oct 31, 2003
I'm a gran, i live forever!
the queen mother!....aww
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Northern Boy (lost somewhere in the great rhubarb triangle) <master of Freudian typos> Man or Badger? Posted Oct 31, 2003
the Queen mother's always going to hospital for a fishbone stuck in the throat, sounds like a code for "sniff sniff" bit of a coke problem to me
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Baconlefeets Posted Oct 31, 2003
James Garnier was flying the plane...Garnier? yeah James Garnier of the L'Oreal factory
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Northern Boy (lost somewhere in the great rhubarb triangle) <master of Freudian typos> Man or Badger? Posted Oct 31, 2003
and we walked across the tarmac to the plane the pilot was stood there waiting, it was like going on holiday with your dad.
Pilot: come on! come on! we'll miss the clouds. What's that (points to luggage) you don't need that!
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Northern Boy (lost somewhere in the great rhubarb triangle) <master of Freudian typos> Man or Badger? Posted Oct 31, 2003
adn they were all digestive type crap biscuits and you know when you don't really want a biscuit but you want better than that!
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Baconlefeets Posted Oct 31, 2003
This is your captain speaking, I'd like to advise you that the exit door is HERE right next to me, if you see me leave through this door then please follow me quickly
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Northern Boy (lost somewhere in the great rhubarb triangle) <master of Freudian typos> Man or Badger? Posted Oct 31, 2003
and then the pilot pulled out chocolate biscuits, Chocolate Biscuits!
Hey Mr pilot man chocolate biscuits, customer Choclate biscuits!
Hey pilot 6 years of training, CHOCOLATE BISCUITS!
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Baconlefeets Posted Oct 31, 2003
noo i don't think so
vrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmvvvrrrrrmmmmm
alright alright have the chocolate biscuits, i don't care. i want to live!
mmrrrrroooowwwww Chocolate biscuits
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Northern Boy (lost somewhere in the great rhubarb triangle) <master of Freudian typos> Man or Badger? Posted Oct 31, 2003
and then about tem minutes later he reached over and pulled out jammy dodgers!
JAMMY DODGERS!
mrrroooowwww.....BOOM
and we all died
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Baconlefeets Posted Nov 6, 2003
.............I'M COVERED IN BEEEEEEEES''''SSSSSS......AAAUUUUGHGHHHHHH
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liquidsword Posted Nov 6, 2003
Out of the Izzards exstensive catalogue of videos and dvd's which do you reckon is the best?? Unrepeatable maybe?
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