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dasilva Posted Oct 25, 2003
Just to test the first batch...
When I awoke 397 days later I decided to make all these monsters I'd just seen the night before 
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Baconlefeets Posted Oct 25, 2003
and on the 149th day i woke up, and i invented all these creatures that i'd dreamt of the night before
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Baconlefeets Posted Oct 25, 2003
didn't see yours!
so Jesus goes into a dinosaur bar, theres a dinosaur playing piano over here, some playing cards over here..."rowr"
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dasilva Posted Oct 25, 2003
*slowly puts cover down over keyboard and turns*
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Baconlefeets Posted Oct 25, 2003
i'm here to tell you about the bibly, we may change the pronunciation, well we're hoping to get it published, in time we hope that there will be a bibly in every hotel room of the world
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dasilva Posted Oct 25, 2003
The Spanish Inquisition? It was supposed to be the Spansih Casual Chat!!!
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Baconlefeets Posted Oct 25, 2003
thats why everyone in Spain is tall now...
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dasilva Posted Oct 25, 2003
*Humms "Jerusalem" whilst turning the rack/barrel organ* 
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Baconlefeets Posted Oct 25, 2003
leonardo da vinci invented a helicopter that did not work! and so did i!
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Baconlefeets Posted Oct 25, 2003
we're in the same room with that on mona lisa? nah wouldn't shag her
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Baconlefeets Posted Oct 25, 2003
have you seen the Greenpeace advert? tis very funny
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Baconlefeets Posted Oct 25, 2003
if you go here
http://www.auntiemomo.com/cakeordeath/news.html
and scroll down a bit, you'll see something about it, i got my "crap sandwich" from there
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Wumbeevil Posted Oct 27, 2003
Well inventing a helicopter that doesn't work is better than inventing a parachute that doesn't work. 
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Baconlefeets Posted Oct 28, 2003
i take it you have experienced the cut strings incident?
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Wumbeevil Posted Oct 28, 2003
Yes, but fortunately I had an outcrop of granite to break my fall, unlike Parker in the unbroadcast episode where he lands on Lady Penelope, catches Dutch Elm Disease, and ends up infecting not only the entire Tracy family, but also Spotty Dog who had strayed onto the set after mistaking Thunderbird 1 for a wooden lamppost.
This guy was also quite fortunate Lady Penelope was in London on the day he chose to impersonate a pavement pizza
http://www.darwinawards.com/i/UncleFranz.jpeg
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caper_plip Posted Oct 28, 2003
Argh, beard on fire, beard on fire!
In the Dead Sea...
Caper Plip
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Wumbeevil Posted Oct 28, 2003
Beard on Fire?
Schit on the scheid of the boat nexsht to the rabbitsch. 
Theesh photosh will really kick asch. 
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