h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'd say Glorious, then Unrepeatable...then D2K...then ambassadors....

no i can't pick!

BUT YOU MUST AND BEFORE THE CANDLE BURNS THROUGH THE ROPE.

do do do dooo dum dum dum, *indiana jones music*

*throws cat treats at Your * HA!

AHHHHHH Mr. Footbacon you surprise me!! pity the cat is a stuffed one

Ms Footbacon to you actually...otherwise know as .... di diddle deedee di dum Bacon Maiden

Sadly due to an accident involving a pair of stirrups during my birth I have no concept of Gender!!

ah well, thats probably just as well, so are you hairy or smooth?

Mostly hairy but there are smooth areas of little to no growth such as the palms and soles. I'm sure having a concept of gender might help with idenitfying me but I have been assured that I am partly human.

rather like what our experiment with a labrat, baby and a produced...

What did it produce??


I crossed a dog with a human in order to have some company but it turned out to be its own best friend

it was partly human, enjoyed being in the water, mainly sewers and tended to throw up a lot...

did it throw the stick and fetch it?

Sorry to interrupt guys, but haven't we left the original thread a little here?

Now, where was I......... forgotten. Quick - emergency joke:

"A man walks into a pub...."

"and redecorated it completely, it was great"

Thank you, one person.
Do you know if there are any tickets left for his tour later this year? I'm in London and would love to go and see him again. My last gig was the Circle tour at Brixton and I'm dying to go again.

Just visited your page and seen you are a pet owner - does you cat dig?

i have no idea about ickets, all i know is that i have one! december ...10th or 12th, the wednesday one. "me? drilling? no, i'm a cat, how would i know how to drill?...no thats purring you're thinking of, oh yes having a good old pur over here"

It was definitely good with a frisbee. Could throw it and catch it in his teeth

"Quick, they've found the drilling equipment. The goons have found the drilling equipment"
*shakes cat trouser leg to release excess soil, while whistling innocently*

my cats have gone mad, i found one that had tunnelled out into the garden, one dressed as a postman and one on a motorbike going to Switzerland, Steve McCats his name