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Northern Boy (lost somewhere in the great rhubarb triangle) <master of Freudian typos> Man or Badger? Posted Oct 30, 2003
you never go into a supermarket and see the tiolet paer section first do you.
This is a poo shop everything here is themed on poo, poo tea towels, poo washing up liquid. i'm not shopping here i'm going to Azerbaijan shopping centre
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Baconlefeets Posted Oct 31, 2003
all you good kids go and swim in the deep end and look very lean and thin and like things that go through the water. all you crap kids go and embarass yourselves in the shallow end
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Northern Boy (lost somewhere in the great rhubarb triangle) <master of Freudian typos> Man or Badger? Posted Oct 31, 2003
and when i stopped swimming i was in Egypt. and a lot of that's over land from Bishop storford
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Baconlefeets Posted Oct 31, 2003
and my gran used to say if you put a thimble on your finger it protects you in case the needle goes into your finger and up into brain. and before thimbles it was oh tragic, needle death! if only thimbles were invented, says psychic man with big hat
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Northern Boy (lost somewhere in the great rhubarb triangle) <master of Freudian typos> Man or Badger? Posted Oct 31, 2003
Is that your horse? i'd better nail some bits of semicircular metal to his feets.
oh, no thanks he's got hooves.
That's a bit irresponsible, have you ever has a blowout on a horse doing 70? one hoof goes that way, Big pile up, needledeath
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Baconlefeets Posted Oct 31, 2003
mffffdfdmmf kffksfkioiffjjoo i've gone a bit bonkers me, annnd the shafftsbury theatre, noone knows where the *uck it is
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Northern Boy (lost somewhere in the great rhubarb triangle) <master of Freudian typos> Man or Badger? Posted Oct 31, 2003
so we did a bit of advertising outside.
they asked me what i'd like.
Well big f*ck off photo's would work in the ego department
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Baconlefeets Posted Oct 31, 2003
which is that from? not heard that one before! 
LARD, lard in the mornin lard in the evenin, lard for the base, lard on top, sausagein the middle, lard on top, dulux paint and top it off with LARD
does blood move through your veins? block it up with LARD
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Northern Boy (lost somewhere in the great rhubarb triangle) <master of Freudian typos> Man or Badger? Posted Oct 31, 2003
it come slighter later on than your quote about the shaftsbury theatre.
Hammersmith apollo! apollo the god of the son
Odeon th god of popcorn and coca-cola in the interval
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Baconlefeets Posted Oct 31, 2003
and its called tea towel because its got nothing to do with tea
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Northern Boy (lost somewhere in the great rhubarb triangle) <master of Freudian typos> Man or Badger? Posted Oct 31, 2003
should be called a washing up towel, Yes, complain to your MP!
am i spending to long on tea towels?
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Baconlefeets Posted Oct 31, 2003
and its got criss cross patterns and we don't complain sayin 'no! i want a really cool pict...' oh f**k it criss cross patterns
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Northern Boy (lost somewhere in the great rhubarb triangle) <master of Freudian typos> Man or Badger? Posted Oct 31, 2003
Why, old lady why the hairnets?
Oh the haur thieves they come in the night, they sell your hair into slavery.
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Baconlefeets Posted Oct 31, 2003
Pavlovs dog, dayone rang bell, dog ate food, very exciited
suddenly turned welsh, very excited here in Russia
Day two right, fitting in well here in russia, decided to change my name from gareth to pavlov, and fitting in well
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Northern Boy (lost somewhere in the great rhubarb triangle) <master of Freudian typos> Man or Badger? Posted Oct 31, 2003
day three, rang loads of bells, dog ate ton's of food and explodes, oh dear!
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Baconlefeets Posted Oct 31, 2003
pavlovs cat: day one rang bell, cat ****ed off
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Northern Boy (lost somewhere in the great rhubarb triangle) <master of Freudian typos> Man or Badger? Posted Oct 31, 2003
day two rang bell, cat said he'd eaten earlier, cheeky bugger!
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Baconlefeets Posted Oct 31, 2003
day three rang bell but cat had stolen batteries!
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