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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Sep 11, 2003
CHACKA WACKA WACKAWACKACHACKA
CHACKA WACKA
WACKAWACKACHACKA
CHACKA WACKA
*As the Blonde looks out of the window, at the numatic workmen, the Brunette finishes applying lubrication to the affected organ of Nigals, to keep it moist,
CHACKA WACKA
CHACKA WACKA
*The Brunette seems to suddenly notice the Blondes ample chest, and calls her over to teh bed, whilst Nigal moans quietly to himself
CHACKA WACKA
CHACKA WACKA WACKAWACKACHACKA
CHACKA WACKA WACKAWACKACHACKA
*Suddenly, whilst the Blonde and Brunette are on the bed, one of th workmen, from outside, enters the bedroom, having entered the house through the open front door
CHACKA WACKA WACKAWACKACHACKA
CHACKA WACKA WACKAWACKACHACKA
CHACKA WACKA WACKAWACKACHACKA
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Queeglesproggit - Keeper of the evil Thingite Avon Lady Army and Mary Poppins's bag of darkness.. Posted Sep 11, 2003
The workman pulls out a hanky and wipes his brow, sweeping over his hair, finishing off with a quick ruffle that leaves a perfectly mussed quiff whilst his eyes glance appreciatively over the scene... *deep american voice* "hello, I wonder if you can help me, my drill needs oiling"
CHOWACKACHOWACKACHACKACHACKAWACKA..
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Queeglesproggit - Keeper of the evil Thingite Avon Lady Army and Mary Poppins's bag of darkness.. Posted Sep 11, 2003
Hey, I got a 42! 
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badger party tony party green party Posted Sep 11, 2003
WORKMAN: Hi, Im the foreman and Ive had the boys drilling away so hard for me that their tools have over heated and ceased up.
BRUNETTE: Gee I wish we could help you with your hot sticky equipment.
BLONDE: We can and I know just the thing.
Elegantly she swings her legs off the bed skillfully managing not to snag the satin sheets with her six inch stilletos and goes over to the fridge to get a bottle of chilled oil that she keeps for just such occasions.
The foreman adjusts his shiny helmet and gets straight back to the boys for some more hard drilling.
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daraline, keeper of unusual rats and deranged hamsters Posted Sep 11, 2003
*pauses tape for 2 mins to go and get ice cold bevvy from fridge, some of which spills down cleavage*
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daraline, keeper of unusual rats and deranged hamsters Posted Sep 12, 2003
*
dries self off and settles down to recommence viewing
*
*nicks some of leopardskinfynn's
*
munch munch
xx
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F F Churchton Posted Sep 12, 2003
*More men turn up at the roadworks, and quickly remove there shirts*
MAN #7(in a deep Scottish voice): Excuse me, can we put a phone line down there!!!
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Bob Gone for good read the jornal Posted Sep 12, 2003
Blond and brunet together: Down where
Man 7: Ack just come with me a wee moment an ille show ye
Blond: ok just let us put somthin on
*both the blond and the brunet get deressed in skimpy white t shirts and black leather mini skirts that just cover there ass.*
Chacka wacka chacka
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Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Sep 12, 2003
*the blonde and the brunette swagger off, heading for the workmen, hips swaying seductively, leaving poor old Nigel left to his own devices*
SHACKA-WHACKA-SHACKA-WHACKA
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Teasswill Posted Sep 13, 2003
*Paramedic arrives, removes bike helmet & shakes out a mane of glossy auburn locks, partially unzips coverall (so it no longer covers much)approaches Nigel & leans over him*
SHACKA-WHACKA-WHACKA-SHACKA
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Sep 13, 2003
Meanwhile the Blonde and Brunette approch the Scottish workman, and demand he shows them just how long 'his line' is
Chacka wacka chacka
Nigal looks up astonishidly
Chacka wacka chackaChacka wacka chacka
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F F Churchton Posted Sep 15, 2003
Man #7: Ack no, Ahh as tae but this in first, then we can talk!!!
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Sep 18, 2003
Workmen look hot, undress even more
Chacka wacka chackaChacka wacka chacka
Blonde and Brunette investigate undressing workmen
Chacka wacka chackaChacka wacka chacka
Nigal sighs deeply
Chacka wacka chackaChacka wacka chacka
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F F Churchton Posted Sep 19, 2003
Man 7 start singing:
Ahh have tae put this damn line
and put tit in the wight way
all the time while aye'm finking
am aye actually gay!!!
(sorry, Im obsessed with this man)
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Sep 19, 2003
Chacka wacka chackaChacka wacka chacka
*nigal busy *
Chacka wacka chackaChacka wacka chacka
Chacka wacka chackaChacka wacka chacka
Chacka wacka chackaChacka wacka chacka
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Narapoia Posted Sep 19, 2003
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Ugly nosy neighbour with blue rinse, apron and hair in curlers looks over fence at all the shenanigins, wondering why she has no water and her phone's been cut off. At the sight of the foremans helmet and Nigal's equipment she faints dead away.
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- 41: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Sep 11, 2003)
- 42: Queeglesproggit - Keeper of the evil Thingite Avon Lady Army and Mary Poppins's bag of darkness.. (Sep 11, 2003)
- 43: Queeglesproggit - Keeper of the evil Thingite Avon Lady Army and Mary Poppins's bag of darkness.. (Sep 11, 2003)
- 44: badger party tony party green party (Sep 11, 2003)
- 45: daraline, keeper of unusual rats and deranged hamsters (Sep 11, 2003)
- 46: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Sep 11, 2003)
- 47: Leopardskinfynn... sexy mama (Sep 11, 2003)
- 48: daraline, keeper of unusual rats and deranged hamsters (Sep 12, 2003)
- 49: F F Churchton (Sep 12, 2003)
- 50: Bob Gone for good read the jornal (Sep 12, 2003)
- 51: Titania (gone for lunch) (Sep 12, 2003)
- 52: Teasswill (Sep 13, 2003)
- 53: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Sep 13, 2003)
- 54: F F Churchton (Sep 15, 2003)
- 55: serenity (Sep 18, 2003)
- 56: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Sep 18, 2003)
- 57: F F Churchton (Sep 19, 2003)
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- 59: F F Churchton (Sep 19, 2003)
- 60: Narapoia (Sep 19, 2003)
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