h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Simulposts or simulposts?

B

Emmmm - Simulposts!

Bean bags and simulposts. I pity the fool.

MS messenger or Yahoo! IM

Liam.

Simulposts

Squirrels

Black sheep or sheep?

That is,

Yahoo IM - even if I never use it.

Spanners or socket sets?

B

Too right, even though I don't use it either.

Black sheep & Socket sets

Mobile phones or red phone boxes

Liam.

Red phone boxes, obviously

Cabbage or Mel Gibson?

B

Cabbage!

CRT of LCD?

Liam.

damn it - that should have been or.

Liam.

Can't beat a good old CRT - they might blow up every 12 months or so, but at least they work below 5 degrees C.

Buffy or Willow?

B

Buffy

Wilma or Betty

Liam.

Wilma is without a doubt the most desirable woman on God's earth. Sure, I'd go with Betty, but I'd be thinking of Wilma (from you-know-what, or you wouldn't have asked the question).

Marge Simpson or Jessica Rabbit?

B

Why are we even discussing this? Wilma would never leave Fred

Jessica Rabbit, the floosy that she is.

Liam.

Penalopy petstop or Thelma

Going back to CRT or LCD, for some reason my brain read 'LCD' as 'LSD'. I was wondering if CRT was some kind of drug I hadn't heard of. My brain then tried to associate 'CRT' with 'CPR' (cardio-pulmonary resuscitation).

I haven't been taking anything, honest. Well, 2 asprin for my achy shoulder and arm, but that's all.

Trainers or wellington boots

Penelope Pitstop and wellies (together! )

Skin or bones?

B

skin

fish or chips?

It depends, but usually fish

Lucozade or Red Bull?

B

neither

cup or mug?