h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

ingrowing toenails

feeling sick or being sick?

Being sick, nice feeling of relief... not that I can remember the last time I was sick

Flower pots or untieable knots

flower pots


cornettos OR mivvis

whats wrong with flower pots?! so i pick them, obviously

contacts or glasses?

contacts

cornettos or mivvis

cornetto's

double posts or ages before next post?!

doubleposts; sometimes create unusual situeations which, if not for the doubleposting, would not occur, an d potentially therefore deprieve us, the community on H2G2, from what can potentially be a cause of, or a direct actuary of, great hilarity and humour, though, conversely, certain circumstances may not be so benifical to have a double post, but are, after all, less detrimental to continueal posting, interest, and distraction from job applications, and other things that otherwise might forfill so much of our lives as to pale into insignificence the slight discomfet and displeasure that double posts, and indeed hard seats can cause...

Ca's table waterbiscuits, or wet suits.

i believe that belonged in the nonsense and rubbish thread 2 legs.
dunno what a water biscuit is, so wet suits, though i've never worn one

erm...cans or bottles?

Bottles; more easily converted to a weapon...

Gherkins or shoe laces.

shoe laces

fridges or chinese takeaway?

I don't want the chinese to take away my fridge



korma or tikka masala

ha ha, tikka masala

dead leg or geri halliwell?

dead leg please - anythings better than that daft tart



Beckham OR Posh

beckham mmmmmm

liza minelli or david gest, apparently they do come seperately now

Is there a difference?


Lisa - she's got a better pedigree




sunburn or insect bites

insect bites, doesn't show as much, unless they get infected...

infected insect bites orrrr that itchy feeling you get in your feet but can't pinpoint where exactly it is

The itchy feeling; as someone who has had over 70 insect (mosquetto) bites on my body several times in the summer, i can verify they are worse
Sardines or automatic weapons.

sardines - esp cooked on the bbq


sausages or burgers

Burgers! But homemade not the pathetically thin MacDonald's variety!
With enough grease to drip a teeny bit a taste great!

chocolate or strawberries?

That should be "a teeny bit and taste great"!